heh. that sounds like kyle. "It can run your **** left and right! Its an SE-R!"
"Kyle, what does SE-R stand for?"
"...doesnt matter! its an SE-R! Its got an ALTIMA engine in it! Do you know how big that motor is?!"
"its 2.5 liters. Kyle, no offense, but my v6 firebird had a bigger engine than that (2.8)"
"yea, well...it doesnt matter. its an SE-R! I can go faster than anything in this school!"
"No you cant. Even if your CAR could, YOU couldnt."
"Whataya talkin bout bro?!"
"Kyle, suck at driving completely. You cant stay in your lane at 65 mph!"
"Well man, i mean, i was goin pretty fast!"
No joke. thats an actual conversation. Lexi can vouch for it. Although she didnt hear the conversation, she knows Kyle well.
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