[Jersey Mike]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Lissin up, Zipperlips, ubg was outside FOR OVER THREE HOURS waiting for Big Al to arrive! When it was finally announced on CNN that Big Al wasn't coming, ubg made his grand appearance! So maybe instead of pointing your nose picker at the fact you ASS-umed that ubg was late, point it at the fact ubg made the COOLEST showing with his Fidget swingin' moment!

END OF SERMON!!!

I will say, the fidget swing did get a round of applause from the table of ladies behind us. 5 stars, my friend!