[Jersey Mike]

So what'd we learn tonight?

Paul talks a lot.
Alex IS capable of getting a normal haircut, though prefers Afghan women to Valley girls.
Nick will wear flip flops even on his wedding day.
I can't get a single one of my requests fulfilled correctly to save my life... something about OG status or whatever? Idk, there's conspiracy afoot.
Shane will never log on again.
Tim's loyalty to the Devils runs so deep he can't allow himself to sit facing a Rangers broadcast.
Anthony has the sexual tolerance and maturity of a 14 year old boy.
James is 10 years removed from drinking red wine and reading a Kindle FireHD alone at Hooters 4 nights a week.

Yeah, sounds about right.