Haha I would love to do that but it would be a lot more fab work than I am able to do. Josh's is a bit too far for a brake bleed.
I found a few reverse bleed kits on Google. Will that do? For example:
http://www.autoanything.com/brakes/74A5484A0A0.aspx
Going to do more research to see what it takes. I'd much rather buy a tool that will help me moving forward. The local speed shop recommended I reach out to a shop in Pompton Plains that a Vette guy they know uses, so that will be the fallback for now. I just need to get the car drivable ASAP.