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08-11-2005, 08:25 PM
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Guess what my parent bought back from vacation?
Well today was the day they were suppose to come back. So 8:30 or so rolls around and i hear people walking so i know its them. I come out to the living room and i see my parents, then i see a mexican guy right behind them. They brought back a mexican dude  . So the first things that come out of my mouth were "what the...who the... " Then they tell me he's gonna live with us while he builds us a drive way . Aparantly my step dad knows this one guy who owns a construction company and this is one of his workers. He just let us borrow him fow a while... 
This is weird, now he's downstairs watching TV. They alread borrowed a fan from my room so he can use it, thank god i have A/C here. i dont know what else to say.
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08-11-2005, 08:29 PM
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 damn dude! thats strange. 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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08-11-2005, 08:31 PM
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No ****
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08-11-2005, 08:34 PM
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you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. "sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
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08-11-2005, 08:36 PM
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you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
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Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed
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08-11-2005, 08:39 PM
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you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
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Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â* Â* |
you're hit bro!
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08-11-2005, 08:42 PM
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you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
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Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â* Â* |
you're hit bro! Â* |
noooo i dont wanna be ass raped
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08-11-2005, 08:44 PM
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you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
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Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â* Â* |
you're hit bro! Â* |
noooo i dont wanna be ass raped Â* |
just lock your room or push your bed against the door
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08-11-2005, 08:48 PM
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haha... so i guess anti-slavery laws have a loophole?
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-11-2005, 09:52 PM
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did they bring him back from mexico, is that where they went? if so how did they get him in the country? thats ****ing strange man, id watch all your **** so it doesnt get stolen. pretty soon theyre gonna ask if you mind sleepin on the couch cuz he needs a bed since hes been working so hard on the driveway then they are gonna ask if you mind eating dinner in the living room as they eat at the table cuz he needs the seat to eat with the family since he is so hungry from working and they want to show their appreciation. then you are gonna see mexican paraphanelia hanging in your room and your stuff in boxes cuz he needs to feel comfortable and at home so he does a good job on the driveway. then your gonna come home and your house key wont work.
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08-11-2005, 09:55 PM
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that's really ****ing weird.
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08-11-2005, 10:10 PM
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can i borrow him i need a sprinkler system put in and my house powerwashed. lol just watch your ass man, but a deadbolt on your door or something lol.
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08-11-2005, 10:34 PM
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it's kinda funny and disturbing at the same time
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08-11-2005, 10:44 PM
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I wish I had my own mexican 
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08-11-2005, 10:45 PM
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I wish I had my own mexican |
you are your own mexican... (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-11-2005, 11:00 PM
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The mexican dude works for one of my step dads friends. he knows that we need a drive way and he let us have one for a week. He told him he should do what ever we say. So he's getting up at 530 tomorrow and starting... Slave labor!
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08-11-2005, 11:07 PM
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im jumping on the wtf?!?!/this is reeeeeeally wierd bandwagon
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-11-2005, 11:07 PM
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I wish I had my own mexican |
you are your own mexican... (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN) |
you look more mexican than puerto rican.
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08-11-2005, 11:10 PM
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I wish I had my own mexican |
you are your own mexican... Â* Â*(getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN) |
you look more mexican than puerto rican. |
you look more gay than richard simmons.
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-11-2005, 11:15 PM
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I wish I had my own mexican |
you are your own mexican... (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN) |
you look more mexican than puerto rican. |
you look more gay than richard simmons. |
woooh, good comeback. did you think up that one yourself, or did mommy have to help you with it?
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08-11-2005, 11:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I'm gonna start calling JM "sunny," because she is SO FRIGGIN' HAWT!!!!
JM FTW!!!
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08-11-2005, 11:19 PM
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well I didn't have to steal Alex's joke, now did I?
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-11-2005, 11:20 PM
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LMFAO at this whole thread! bwahaha!
~Ted
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08-12-2005, 12:11 AM
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umm so this mexican does he cook food an clean the house too
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08-12-2005, 12:12 AM
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make yourself a dang quesadilla!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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