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05-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Funny ****
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "You old fart, you lied. There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
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05-16-2005, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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ha ha ha, nice
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05-16-2005, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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hahaha great stuff 
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05-16-2005, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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nice lol
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05-16-2005, 09:23 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Bad ass!
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05-16-2005, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Conshohocken, PA 19428
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Viagra?lol great...
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05-16-2005, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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AWESOME!  git' sum grampa!
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05-16-2005, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sea Girt, NJ
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 that was great!!
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05-16-2005, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Montgomery NJ
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Funny was my first impression. Now for the more serious side. I don't actually like being serious but isn't that just F*cked up if it did actually happen? I mean the guy lied to this girl for sex and the girl gave him sex for a ring... the wrong is on him.
Oh, and I did laugh but to excuse my follow up seriousness I'll save you all the truble and tell myself to 
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05-16-2005, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Conshohocken, PA 19428
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lol
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05-17-2005, 12:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: clifton, nj
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Originally Posted by Fasterthanyou
Funny was my first impression. Now for the more serious side. I don't actually like being serious but isn't that just F*cked up if it did actually happen? I mean the guy lied to this girl for sex and the girl gave him sex for a ring... the wrong is on him.
Oh, and I did laugh but to excuse my follow up seriousness I'll save you all the truble and tell myself to Â* |
ehh i think the wrong would be on her, pshh basically charging the old man 40 grand for sex come on hes an old man...cheapen it up a bit Â*
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05-17-2005, 01:22 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Middlesex County, NJ
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Originally Posted by Fasterthanyou
Funny was my first impression. Now for the more serious side. I don't actually like being serious but isn't that just F*cked up if it did actually happen? I mean the guy lied to this girl for sex and the girl gave him sex for a ring... the wrong is on him.
Oh, and I did laugh but to excuse my follow up seriousness I'll save you all the truble and tell myself to |
I'll do it anyway for ****s and giggles... hehe
~Joe
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