I am SO PISSED, even better outcome

[enRo]

So, being I got the new car and all, Im pretty excited about it. Ive had it for 8 days now, and my car payments were just lowered down another $30, so Im feeling great today. So... Im at the Panera in Ledgewood right next to the usual Tuesday night cruise, getting a coffee and bagel. Now its a good thing I glanced out the window into the parking lot and saw someone I thought I recognized getting out of a new accord with his friend. I was wrong. They walk right over to the back of my car and tried yanking the blackouts off. I was steaming! I was fuming! So I leave $2.50 for my coffee and bagel, and book out the door. The kids are no where to be found, and one of my covers were dangling by a broken clip. Now Im REALLLLLY REALLLLY pissed! So, me being me... i walk over to his car, put my hand through the open window, unscrewed and took his shift knob, yanked his rearview mirror off, and snapped off one of his sun visors. I then dumped my cappachino on the driver seat and smeared my cream cheesed bagel on the headrest.

Then, I went to the bank right next to the Panera. I then drove by his car, and his hands were in the air like he just dont care... his face was beat red and his co-pilot was walking to him with Panera napkins at hand.

[ar0ck]

I would have waited for him, and broke his face. (that is if he was no bigger then me)

[camaro2you]

That sucks man, i would have died to see that kids face lol.

[Tsar]

he got owned. good job dude!

[PDubs87Z28]

YES!!!!!! Power to you! BUT i would have smashed him in the face and his boy toy too

[enRo]

His boy toy was real short... np, but im real tall and im real lanky in the summer due to my over-exercised job... and this dude was real short and real wide... If I had my digi cam like i usually do, i wouldve definately taken a pic

[skorpion317]

the ****er would have been in pieces if I'd gotten a hold of him.

[Ian]

awesome job ****ing up his car! eye for an eye! I probably would have waited for him to and knocked his ass out, then take his shoes and go home. 8)

[qwikz28]

did you at least get your blackouts back?

[coldkilla]

i woulda pulled out my 4 point lug wrench and loosened up the lugs on one of his front tires. hehehe...

[Fasterthanyou]

You know what would make this even funnier... if they noticed your black-out's were hanging so they tried putting them back up! :P You were just thinking anybody near your car was there to **** with it when in reality people aren't THAT stupid... or are they?

[90FormulaWS6]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

I would have waited for him, and broke his face. (that is if he was no bigger then me)

I would have lit those two kids up like they wouldnt have believed... no remorse

[Koll]

Originally Posted by BigDaddyKane

his hands were in the air like he just dont care

Best part of the story

[Tru2Chevy]

Way to get back at him....eye for an eye.

You should have beeped and waved at him when you drove past though.

- Justin

[unstable bob gable]

*unstable bob reads this, gets up from computer, and gives standing "O," than a smart salute!"

I don't care what some pacifists think...sometimes ya gotta lay THE SMACK DOWN to teach an azzclown a lesson! Nothing is sweeter than being able to go on the offensive and bring mo' pain than the enemy dished out. Kinda makes me think about the ricer I took care of at 7-11 once after he cut me off twice and flipped me off after I blew my horn at 'em. I went inside and bought 2 Big Gulps. One for me, and one for his fag azz Del Sol. It was a shame how I stumbled and ax-a-dently {on purpose} dumped the Gulp through his open sunroof...

[camaro2you]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

I went inside and bought 2 Big Gulps. One for me, and one for his fag azz Del Sol. It was a shame how I stumbled and ax-a-dently {on purpose} dumped the Gulp through his open sunroof...

lmao


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[enRo]

UPDATE!!! FUNNY ****!


So I go back to the same exact spot for my same scheduled Coffee and Bagel (and a flirt or two with one of the cashier's ) and the same kid was there by himself, talking with a pretty cute lady. He must be 5'6ish, 130 pounds, about 20 years old. I make sure I backed into my spot so my blackouts wouldnt be sticking out. So I leave Panera, hop in my car, my T-tops are off, and I open my glovebox to find none other than his "Ractive Shift Knob" . I had ideas going in my head... I had this one all figured out, 'stand back cuz Noah is on the move' . Anyway hes outside next to this girl's car and his car is parked two spots away from her. So I take it they were chit-chatting, so I roll up right next to him and of course, he spots me. He mustve realized that it was the same car that he tried jacking the blackouts off of. He yells "HEY!!!!" . So I look at him and I whip out the shift knob while cruising 3 MPH thru the parking lot. I said exact words "I catch you near my car again, expect a round-house kick in the mouth faggot" And he screams "**** YOU!". So I slam on the brakes, slam my car in reverse and backed up really quick so I was parallel to him. I said "What did you say?!" and he says "NEXT TIME DONT LEAVE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN OR ILL POUR MYY COFFEE ON YOUR SEAT" . So as I slowly start to drive away, and I said "I GOT LEATHER, ILL WIPE IT OFF WITH ARMOR-ALL FAGOT" and I laughed. I stop in front of his car and he starts running over to it and just before he can get there, I put a nice small spider webbing on his windshield by throwing a knuckleball with his shifter. I peeled out and I was gone!

Now see, If I didn't work for Roxbury Township (Ledgewood is in Roxbury) and I was just a tad younger and immature, I wouldve delibrately kicked his ass. But since I'm not like that, and I love my "persuasion of speech", I decided to toy around with him. That is all. I don't think I'll be seeing the cashier anytime soon, I don't need a cop hiding out in the parking lot ready to pounce on me.

[Ian]

dumb punk gets what he deserves: part 2

[GP99GT]

that was pretty ****ed up...i wouldnt take it that far, ever.

[Ian]

Originally Posted by GP99GT

that was pretty ****ed up...i wouldnt take it that far, ever.

I wouldn't either, but because it wasnt me, it rocks!

breakin the window was a little far... he got what he deserved the first time tho

[enRo]

I admit it too, the knuckleball was a little over the edge, but I never planned to put a crack in his windshield. My #1 pet peeve ever ever ever ever.... is to never ever ever ever ever talk **** behind my back, and when he said "**** YOU" when I was driving away set me over the edge.

[12secondv6]

I would have done one of those Skull/ backbone rips like I do in my Predator game 8)

[PDubs87Z28]

keep an eye on your car! i got a story to tell u....Senior year i was in my Cutlass and talkin to my at the time chick and she was standing outside of my driver door....i look over at my hood and there this 10th grader or some**** trying to pull the hood emblem off my car. MIND YOU im in my car with it running. I get out look at him and straight up ask him " do you have a death wish?" he says sorry and takes off. THEN the next day im changing in the locker room and he come up with to geekie ass friends and wanted to fight me while im standing there in my boxers. I tell them " I will kick the **** out of all 3 of you right after i put my pants on." Made them feel like **** cursed them out in the locker room and they all left. Followed them down the hall still yelling and screaming lets fight....nothing happened. Oh well

[camaro2you]

he got what he asked for once again lol.