Chuck Norris

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[misterjuice]

I've got more talent in my stool than Chuck Norris has in his whole career.

[Tsar]

whats up with u and chuck norris? do you have a crush on him? Last time i saw him "act" was in Walker Texas Ranger and it wasn't pretty. Maybe i'm not getting something?

[Teds89IROC]

Originally Posted by misterjuice

I've got more talent in my stool than Chuck Norris has in his whole career.

LMFAO!

~Ted

[its Jeanne-Marie]

Originally Posted by misterjuice

I've got more talent in my stool than Chuck Norris has in his whole career.

chuck norris takes advice from boon's stool. the end.

ps crapman mcquails, stop trying to be me. goodbye

[slasherbarb]

arnold would rip norris a new one...hands down!!!

[Savage_Messiah]

[maroman88]

chuck has to be the most in shape 55+ YO person with the exception maybe of rocky......i loooooved walker texas ranger when i was little lol

[BigAls87Z28]

If you rearrange the letters in "Jesus Christ" you get "Chuck Norris", but you have to try really hard.

[enRo]

Yea... and if you rearrange Chuck Norris, you get Suck Corn, and thats not hard to figure out...

Propecia > Chuck Norris

[Teds89IROC]

Steven Segal > all

~Ted

[Tsar]

Segal is a waste too

[ar0ck]

I dunno, compare pictures of Chuck Norris right now, and he is still looking to be in great shape for his age. But Steven Segal on the other hand looks alittle chubby and out of shape.

If we had to pit the two together I still think Norris would win.

ulls lever:

[misterjuice]

The Rock can lay the smackdown on Chuck Norris any damn time he wishes.

[Firebird67dude]

WOW. This is mad funny. I think Gary Coleman would take all of then out at the same time with his right hand tied behind his back, while taking a dump. HAHa

[maroman88]

how bout the gov of cali 8)

[Teds89IROC]

Gary Coleman is a black *******

~Ted

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by maroman88

how bout the gov of cali 8)

Governator 8)

[PA_GregSS]

You guys do know that Chuch Norris was the first person in the northern hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree blackbelt? Even though he can't act, he'd lay waste to both Steven Segal and Arnold in a fight.

[NJSPEEDER]

ok, so now that i actually looked at the new chuckie pooh pic in alex's avitar and i am thinking the girlfriend is just a cover up. i don't mean like the "i'm so goofy i am cool" kind of cover up, i mean more like the i hope he is comfortable in that closet kind of cover up.
anyone thinkin the same thing?

later
tim

[Savage_Messiah]

Yep

[Teds89IROC]

Originally Posted by PA_GregSS

You guys do know that Chuch Norris was the first person in the northern hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree blackbelt? Â*Even though he can't act, he'd lay waste to both Steven Segal and Arnold in a fight.

you do realize steven segal is also a great fighter...

It's easy to recognize this scowling martial arts star by his squinty eyes, trademark ponytail, and receding hairline. Reportedly a self-made aikido champ in Japan, Seagal returned to America to teach martial arts to the rich and famous. One of his pupils was powerful agent Michael Ovitz, who, perhaps to test a theory that he could make anyone a movie star, engineered a deal for the unknown to coproduce, cowrite, and star in Above the Law (1988). Its success has led to other formulaic action vehicles with three-word titles: Hard to Kill, Marked for Death (both 1990), Out for Justice (1991).

~Ted

[ar0ck]

I'll give Segal Marked for Death, thats the ones with the Jamacians right?

The American action star Chuck Norris first learned martial arts while serving in the Air Force. From 1968 through 1974, he held the world's middleweight karate championship title. During this period, he made his film debut in The Wrecking Crew (1968) and his TV bow on a 1970 episode of Room 222. Thanks to the celebrity clientèle of his Los Angeles karate school, Norris was able to make the right contacts which enabled him to embark on a starring career in films. Building a box-office following with such fast-paced (and rapidly filmed) actioners as A Force of One (1979) and Lone Wolf McQuade (1982), Norris reached his professional apex as Colonel James Braddock in the three Missing in Action films of the 1980s. Around 1987, Norris' stardom went into eclipse, thanks in part to the heady competition of Schwarze******, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Steven Seagal; though he still occasionally appears in films, most of his later efforts don't back their cost until they hit the video shelves. In 1986, Chuck Norris lent his name and his voice to a brief TV cartoon series, Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos, in which, after his cartoon counterpart decimates every bad guy within 50 miles, the real Norris cautions his young audience that "violence is my last option."

Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

ok, so now that i actually looked at the new chuckie pooh pic in alex's avitar and i am thinking the girlfriend is just a cover up. i don't mean like the "i'm so goofy i am cool" kind of cover up, i mean more like the i hope he is comfortable in that closet kind of cover up.
anyone thinkin the same thing?

later
tim

No. I was gonna rip on you but I decided against it.

[NJSPEEDER]

Originally Posted by PA_GregSS

You guys do know that Chuch Norris was the first person in the northern hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree blackbelt? Â*Even though he can't act, he'd lay waste to both Steven Segal and Arnold in a fight.

nah, arnold would just shoot him. arnold is a republican

later
tim

[Teds89IROC]

haha true. and another thing...aikido is about blocks and arm bars and breaking joints..norris would throw a punch and his arm would be broken. my dad and uncle are both black belts in aikido. karate is like a stepping stone martial art..which they both took as well. aikido > karate

~Ted