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10-30-2005, 08:40 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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What is your favorite street race line?
with this thing on ave p i was thinking about all teh great "hook" lines that i have heard guys use to bait one another into races over the years.
"be sure to bring cash. i don't take checks or excuses"
"let me get a look at the back of this thing, i won't get the chance when we race"
"your car is slower than a retard doing calculus"
"i bet street racing isn't nearly as exciting as being captain of that olympic team........that special olympic team."
what one liners have you guys heard when people are trying to bait each other?
later
tim
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10-30-2005, 08:42 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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you ewing guys know i love this line 8)
"you got a big motor, i got three hundred and two cubic inches, i will drag that gold mother****er down the thirteen twenty"
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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10-30-2005, 08:44 PM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hatfield, PA
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my car is intimidating enough sounding that i dont need one...... 
but the times that i do get them (when people provoke me) ill say "your car isnt worth the price that 94 octane is going for these days".... and then ill purge the nitrous and smoke them
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10-30-2005, 08:47 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by Squirrel
you ewing guys know i love this line 8)
"you got a big motor, i got three hundred and two cubic inches, i will drag that gold mother****er down the thirteen twenty"
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too bad that was teh most fraudulant POS movie in history. it was more staged than pinks
later
tim
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10-30-2005, 08:49 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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"hey, nice field car now where is the car I'm supposed to race?"
"I dont know if your mom would be too happy if she knew you were trying to race her car."
"you better have a big bank roll to back up that big mouth of yours"
"Race for slips? Nah, I don't need another car."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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10-30-2005, 08:57 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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Originally Posted by Ian
"hey, nice field car now where is the car I'm supposed to race?"
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american graffiti. great movie 
"ahhh, thats so cute. does your boyfriend have a race car?"
"race for pinks? are you sure someone here wants to give you a ride home?"
later
tim
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10-30-2005, 09:55 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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american graffiti:
Bob Falfa: Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!
John Milner: You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!
Bob Falfa: Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?
John Milner: Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.
Bob Falfa: Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!
John Milner: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Bob Falfa: Field car? What's a field car?
John Milner: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow **** all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Bob Falfa: Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green ain't it?
John Milner: Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!
Bob Falfa: Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by man.
John Milner: Oh ho, funny!
definitly one of the best movies EVER!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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10-30-2005, 10:01 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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"2JZ... No ****..."
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10-30-2005, 10:05 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Beaufort SC
Posts: 1,165
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heres one that i hear all the time
"nice maro, that a v6 ws6, i hear they are fast" 
"i just added a new cold air, its good for 20hp, wanna roll?"
hmmm i say derek needs to come up here and own the ricers, the bird wasted a clutch in doing so 
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2005 Colorado Z71 - Supermod tuned, SuperSparkz, Resonator delete, SuperMod PTB
next up - 3" lift, Gutted cat/retune/muffler
Past Toys:
1983 Trans AM, 1988 Trans AM, 2001 Dodge Ram 1500 Off-Road, 1986 Camaro IROC, 1984 Chevy K10 lifted, 1988 Mustang GT, 2006 Silverado 2500HD
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10-30-2005, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ****TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" in a black/ghetto voice
~Ted
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1989 IROC-Z 355 LT1 T56 Swapped
2016 Chevy Colorado LT 3.6 v6
2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4.7L RIP 12/29/2016
1998 Honda CBR 600F3
2003 Yamaha FX140
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10-31-2005, 02:31 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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"NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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10-31-2005, 02:45 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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When I'm rockin' the AMX I like to say stuff like:
"Tell you what, jabronie...if you can tell me what this car is I will give you 2 car lengths!"
"I should MOESLAP the taste out yo' mowf for thinking this car is a Mustang...but even if it was a Mustang it would still smoke yer azz!"
"Get a REAL life, get a REAL car, and then you will get a REAL race."
"Right now yer car reminds me of a crack pipe, because it is about to get SMOKED!"
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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10-31-2005, 04:06 AM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
Posts: 4,466
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This guy at work always gives me crap saying how is your slow firebird these days.
To which I reply with one of these........
"Must be nice having a blown 99 GT and running 13.5s on tire all day long"
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"When you have an 11 second time slip, then you can talk to me"
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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10-31-2005, 06:32 AM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
Posts: 5,703
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"I drive a V6."
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2013 Dodge Challenger SRT8 - 12.079 at 116.45
2010 Ford Taurus SHO - stage 4+ tune and an intake - no times yet
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10-31-2005, 07:32 AM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
Posts: 4,466
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-01-2005, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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Â*
"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll
Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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11-01-2005, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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Â*
"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll
Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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11-01-2005, 01:47 AM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
Posts: 4,466
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll
Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Â*Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!! |
Thanks, actually the road had alot of tar where the marks are so they showed up black as hell
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-01-2005, 01:47 AM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll
Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Â*Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!! |
Thanks, actually the road had alot of tar where the marks are so they showed up black as hell
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-01-2005, 08:42 AM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: RUM$ON, NJ
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
"I drive a V6."
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"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it"
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You god damn righjt.
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Originally Posted by The Fapist
K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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11-01-2005, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
Posts: 3,200
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"Whatcha got in that thing, a Hemi?"
"Nice spoiler. How much Coke you have to drink to make it?"
"Wow, with all that body molding, must be real light and fast as hell."
Now I don't race, but that hasn't stopped the sarcastic comments. 
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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11-01-2005, 04:32 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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"race for pinks? that's a good idea, your fat ass could use to walk a few miles home"
later
tim
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11-01-2005, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Montgomery NJ
Posts: 1,271
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When sitting in the passenger seat with all the windows up I look over at the person in the next lane and say, "what was that? Oh, okay", turn to driver and say, "yo, that guy says your car is slooooow." It's how I get my friends to stop driving like a pussy. BTW, the other drivers never said anything but that's implied and what makes the instigation funny. Maybe you just have to be there.
I also like;
"But it's only got 1 exhaust tip."
"Still TBI and there is the stock computer sitting on the floor."
"It's got cast crank and pistons, heads are iron, and just enough cam."
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Owner of a Red Sled.
If it\'s EFI I can tune it. Specialize in 82-95 GM (yes Lt1\'s)
\"If you can leave black marks on a straight from the time you exit a corner till the time you brake for the next turn.......Then, you have enough horsepower\" - Mark Donohue 
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11-02-2005, 04:27 AM
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Avatar Abuser
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 08721-1716
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let's get this striaght: your motor is 1.6 liters, right? and my bottle of soda is 2 liters...
i put more torque on my lug nuts than your motor makes...
look at the baby motor. give me a call when it grows up.
you put that wing on the BACK of a fwd car for DOWNFORCE?!?
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