Funny Ricer poem (twas the night before xmas)

[98tadriver]

My camera man found this and sent it to me! i almost fell out of my chair laughing

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Trans-am, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Trans-am erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

[chrisfrom nj]

good poem funny as hell

[Tru2Chevy]

I've seen that before, just with a 'vette in place of the trans-am and stickers in place of mods on the last line....although for those cars, stickers prolly = mods

- Justin

[98tadriver]

although for those cars, stickers prolly = mods

[enRo]

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[camaro2you]

very, old but puts a smile on my face ever time!!!

[BluMaj24]

Hahahaha. First time seeing it, and I laughed my ass off in class.

[LS1Hawk]

Never seen that before. Very funny!

[Teds89IROC]

haha I've seen it before, good stuff

[Untamed]

I forgot I wrote this a while ago. It's a repost here, but might be new for some.

Some people like f-bods for what they can do
Some people like f-bods for how they look too
With a bow tie or bird we all can go fast
With a grin and some gas we kick import ass

Now don’t cry about cubes because many cars are quick
Two wheels or four, auto or stick
Just grin, grab and go, that stick on the floor
And laugh at the look on import boy, yo!

Straighten your hat, you think you are it
Pull up your pants you dopey young twit
This f-bod’s gonna leave you in my rear view mirror
A few extra stickers won’t get you any nearer

Your 16k Civic or 40k Supra
A four cylinder anchor or six cylinder super
Don’t Yo! me to death, you dopey ass punk
Just admire and respect my tail lights and trunk

RS or Iroc, Firebird or TA
F-bodies aren’t produced but they’re here to stay
What happened to your stickers, fart can and turbo?
Just give it up punk, my F-bod’s beyond you

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by Untamed

I forgot I wrote this a while ago. It's a repost here, but might be new for some.

Some people like f-bods for what they can do
Some people like f-bods for how they look too
With a bow tie or bird we all can go fast
With a grin and some gas we kick import ass

Now don’t cry about cubes because many cars are quick
Two wheels or four, auto or stick
Just grin, grab and go, that stick on the floor
And laugh at the look on import boy, yo!

Straighten your hat, you think you are it
Pull up your pants you dopey young twit
This f-bod’s gonna leave you in my rear view mirror
A few extra stickers won’t get you any nearer

Your 16k Civic or 40k Supra
A four cylinder anchor or six cylinder super
Don’t Yo! me to death, you dopey ass punk
Just admire and respect my tail lights and trunk

RS or Iroc, Firebird or TA
F-bodies aren’t produced but they’re here to stay
What happened to your stickers, fart can and turbo?
Just give it up punk, my F-bod’s beyond you

haha thats awesome

[GrandmasterCow]

Originally Posted by Untamed

I forgot I wrote this a while ago. It's a repost here, but might be new for some.

Some people like f-bods for what they can do
Some people like f-bods for how they look too
With a bow tie or bird we all can go fast
With a grin and some gas we kick import ass

Now don’t cry about cubes because many cars are quick
Two wheels or four, auto or stick
Just grin, grab and go, that stick on the floor
And laugh at the look on import boy, yo!

Straighten your hat, you think you are it
Pull up your pants you dopey young twit
This f-bod’s gonna leave you in my rear view mirror
A few extra stickers won’t get you any nearer

Your 16k Civic or 40k Supra
A four cylinder anchor or six cylinder super
Don’t Yo! me to death, you dopey ass punk
Just admire and respect my tail lights and trunk

RS or Iroc, Firebird or TA
F-bodies aren’t produced but they’re here to stay
What happened to your stickers, fart can and turbo?
Just give it up punk, my F-bod’s beyond you

whoo A+

[camaro2you]

im with the other's!!!!

[79dizZy28]