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02-20-2007, 06:46 PM
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Mattel Announces the NJ Barbie Collection
Mattel Announces the North Jersey Barbie Collection!!
discriptions and pictures are in order top first on the left and so on -- jz
" Mountain Lakes Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only in the Mountain Lakes area. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
"Rockaway Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
" Hackettstown Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop...then we don't know what you are talking about.
" The Short Hills Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
" Sussex County Barbie "
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She frequents Bahama Bob's . ?She has a six-pack of Bud Lite and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
"Lake Hopatcong Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Statesboro Barbie's house. Her e nsemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
" Mendham Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armp its, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Condo Barbiesand the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
" Irvington Barbie "
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
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02-20-2007, 06:49 PM
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and the last 2
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02-20-2007, 08:36 PM
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haha
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02-20-2007, 09:06 PM
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02-21-2007, 09:59 AM
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 most of those will only make sense to north people... must have been written by someone around here.. to have mountain lakes, hackettstown, sussex county and rockaway.. i didnt realize h-town has a shady rep.. i would think maybe our barbie would be mexican though.
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02-21-2007, 11:05 AM
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The email I got had Jersey Shore one as well.
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02-22-2007, 02:57 PM
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LMAO being a northie def. helps to understand that though.
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02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
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lol @ sussex county barbie...hahah so true
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02-22-2007, 09:51 PM
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bah northwest FTL
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02-22-2007, 10:19 PM
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02-22-2007, 11:48 PM
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hmmmm i sense that a bergen county version should be made lol...
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02-23-2007, 08:31 AM
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Yeah Kasey, I'm sure we can think of some good ones. Ya know, I think the Alpine Barbie would be the same as the Short Hills Barbie. 
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02-23-2007, 12:00 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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and we could have a "rest of the state except passaic county" barbie that's the same as the lake hopatcong or sussex county ones
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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02-23-2007, 12:17 PM
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They were gonna do a hudson county barbie but that idea was taken.....
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02-24-2007, 01:18 AM
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Camden Barbie...comes with a crack pipe, 9mm pistol,a straight razor and will do whatever you want for $20 up front.
Philadelphia Barbie....comes with2 loser jerseys(Phillies and Flyers) a cheesesteak, a gallon sized cup of beer, jeans 2 sizes 2 small,optional beer gut or love handles and it talks. But because every sentence begins with f*@#, we can print it here.
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02-24-2007, 01:25 AM
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The Mountain Lakes and Rockaway Barbie sound like the Marlton/Medford/Mt.Laurel Barbie.....add gaudy jewelry,no taste or class and dosen't put out and you have the Cherry Hill Barbie.
The Irvington Barbie is also known as the Pennsauken Barbie
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02-24-2007, 06:28 PM
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hahah, good job at relating that to the south
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