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02-19-2007, 08:52 AM
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Jersey Girls...
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from New Jersey. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
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Last edited by The Fixer; 02-19-2007 at 08:53 AM.
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02-19-2007, 08:55 AM
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LMFAO!!!! That was great 
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02-19-2007, 09:00 AM
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its so true....
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02-19-2007, 09:42 AM
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02-19-2007, 10:24 AM
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hahaha thats awsome
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02-19-2007, 11:17 AM
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hahahaha, nice
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02-19-2007, 11:44 AM
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02-19-2007, 01:34 PM
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LOL
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02-19-2007, 01:49 PM
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hahah
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02-25-2007, 10:40 AM
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that was hilarious `=)
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02-25-2007, 02:27 PM
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Perfect!
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02-25-2007, 03:02 PM
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hahhahhahahhahahaha another true one -- jz
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02-25-2007, 04:56 PM
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its funny cause its true
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02-25-2007, 05:36 PM
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Jersey women don't play fair!
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02-25-2007, 06:52 PM
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02-25-2007, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chevyt454
Jersey women don't play fair!
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Thats bc we know how to keep you guys from getting out of line 
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