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07-01-2007, 10:14 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
unstable bob has returned from the NORTH! Drove back almost 400 miles, stopping only for gas, to pee, and for HOT DOG JOHNNY'S! Mmmmmmmm, tasty! The wedding was nice...lots of LaBatts at the reception! I got my drink on, and busted out some of my 'ol skool moves on the dance floor!
I did the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis! I got the attention of one of the hottie bridesmaids, and I invited her back to my hotel room for some, eh, BOOM! BOOM! Yep, yep, yep, the unstable man still got it! 
But now, the fun is over, and it's back to the grind... 
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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07-01-2007, 10:21 PM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
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"BRICKA! BRACKA!
FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
BOB IS BACK! BOB IS BACK!
RAH! RAH! RAH! "
Welcome back Bob 
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07-01-2007, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
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07-01-2007, 10:42 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
unstable bob has returned from the NORTH! Drove back almost 400 miles, stopping only for gas, to pee, and for HOT DOG JOHNNY'S! Mmmmmmmm, tasty! The wedding was nice...lots of LaBatts at the reception! I got my drink on, and busted out some of my 'ol skool moves on the dance floor!
I did the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis! I got the attention of one of the hottie bridesmaids, and I invited her back to my hotel room for some, eh, BOOM! BOOM! Yep, yep, yep, the unstable man still got it!
But now, the fun is over, and it's back to the grind... |
So you got drunk & cheated on your wife, or said bridesmaid was your wife? Because if it is the first one, not sure I'd be throwing that out on the web and all....if the latter, well, all right, giggity.
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Last edited by BonzoHansen; 07-01-2007 at 10:42 PM.
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07-01-2007, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: north jersey
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its good to have ya back bob!
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07-01-2007, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Edison
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
So you got drunk & cheated on your wife, or said bridesmaid was your wife? Because if it is the first one, not sure I'd be throwing that out on the web and all....if the latter, well, all right, giggity.
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ohh snap 
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Last edited by WayFast84; 07-01-2007 at 10:51 PM.
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07-01-2007, 11:00 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
So you got drunk & cheated on your wife, or said bridesmaid was your wife? Because if it is the first one, not sure I'd be throwing that out on the web and all....if the latter, well, all right, giggity.
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Gee, DAD, tanks for the advice.  I'd 'splain further if it was any of your bidness, but it ain't, so I won't. 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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07-02-2007, 12:20 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
unstable bob has returned from the NORTH! Drove back almost 400 miles, stopping only for gas, to pee, and for HOT DOG JOHNNY'S!
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so your sayin you were up in my neck of the woods and didnt even call to say hi... 
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07-02-2007, 10:32 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Glad you had a good time UBG!
- Justin
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07-02-2007, 11:15 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
so your sayin you were up in my neck of the woods and didnt even call to say hi... |
Sorry, sweetness. I'll call ya soon. 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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07-03-2007, 11:05 AM
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Sliderule / Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Hum, I picture UB in a nice suit with his mad max boots on. how could any women resist that?
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07-03-2007, 01:07 PM
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Avatar Abuser
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 08721-1716
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you were gone?
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