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06-12-2008, 12:21 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD AMERICAN...!
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does!
So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment..
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!
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Last edited by unstable bob gable; 06-12-2008 at 12:36 AM.
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06-12-2008, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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LOL
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06-12-2008, 02:09 AM
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 im not home for this! haha i wish it was true
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06-13-2008, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somerset County, NJ
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Wait, so us guys are supposed to walk out of the house naked, or the girls? I am confused.
Just kidding. Seriously a joke.
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06-13-2008, 08:11 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
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LOL
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06-13-2008, 09:00 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..
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06-13-2008, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Yeah that was a little much Bob. If folks wanna help our law enforcement organizations catch would-be terrorists, they can do three things:
1. Keep your eyes and ears open and report something that truly looks suspicious; or
2. Join the military and get sent overseas somewhere to fight em on someone else's soil.
3. Join a law enforcement organization and make a career out of it.
None of the above are limited to those who are muslim or even middle eastern. Not trying to be politically correct, just suppotive of several of my friends who follow different faiths and have different ethnic backgrounds.
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06-13-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Oh shut up and just show your boobs and drink beer.
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06-13-2008, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Williamstown NJ
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Haha... I like it.
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06-13-2008, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Clifton, NJ
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interesting...but what happens when a radical decides to commit a suicide bombing as his way of going out?
i'll have to remind my muslim friend's to remain blindfolded for the event.
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Last edited by iamsickofitall; 06-13-2008 at 03:19 PM.
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06-13-2008, 05:50 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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i might be naked for this too
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06-13-2008, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jersey City
Posts: 260
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i got green eyes does that count?
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06-13-2008, 07:01 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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I'm not American.
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06-13-2008, 10:35 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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**** BEING "P.C." IT WAS A GOD DAYUM JOKE! I DIDN'T WRITE IT, AND IT WAS SENT TO ME BY AN F BODY GUY. And just for the record, I have Muslim friends. I work with a Muslim guy who wears a turbine, and yesterday we were trying to figure out if we could fit it w/ an AC sytem to keep his head cool. And GOOD GOLLY, MISS ****IN' MOLLY! HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!! I ****IN' GIVE UP!!!!!
KILL WHITEY! KILL THE WHITE DEVIL! KILL ALL CRACKERS! Is it OK that I said that, since I am poor white trash?????? 
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-13-2008, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Point Pleasant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..
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Yeah actually if you read into it the Muslim religion says that we are the enemy right in their "bible". It also follows that up with how their mission in life is to defeat us (aka kill) to please their god.
The ignorance is really the other way around in this case. I'm not going to claim to be some Kurran (sp?) expert or anything but after researching some Obama debate stuff on another forum I came across that little tidbit.
PS: I'm all for UBG Day.
PSPS: I think this is what makes Unstable Bob Gable Unstable...
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06-14-2008, 12:02 AM
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The Plague
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cherry Hill
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I took it for what it was...a joke. And if there are any Muslims on this site they are easy-going people who can take a joke. Come on......anyone who posts here knows that anything in the lounge is just a bunch of BS. If anyone was offended they would have suicide bombed the mods and every chevy dealer 
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons even death may die-H.P.L. 
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06-14-2008, 12:09 AM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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Quote:
Originally Posted by r0nin89
Yeah actually if you read into it the Muslim religion says that we are the enemy right in their "bible". It also follows that up with how their mission in life is to defeat us (aka kill) to please their god.
The ignorance is really the other way around in this case. I'm not going to claim to be some Kurran (sp?) expert or anything but after researching some Obama debate stuff on another forum I came across that little tidbit.
PS: I'm all for UBG Day.
PSPS: I think this is what makes Unstable Bob Gable Unstable...
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its p.p.s.
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06-14-2008, 12:36 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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6/14 is Flag Day. 
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06-14-2008, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: South Jersey -08012
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Now im only kidding!!!
what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..
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So what your saying is " If it aint white, it aint right" , Now im just kidding i have many black friends i was real close with cause of football and i have had a few muslim friends i graduated with. For the most part you can be racial towards mexicans. Only the true " card carrying memebers" belong here.
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06-14-2008, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Oh shut up and just show your boobs and drink beer.
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06-14-2008, 11:42 AM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
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06-14-2008, 12:29 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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06-14-2008, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
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Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyl
all muslims are terrorists now?
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yes.
didn't you get the memo?
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06-14-2008, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Actually, the Koran says nothing of killing people. They are supposed to be very peaceful.
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06-14-2008, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Clifton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Actually, the Koran says nothing of killing people. They are supposed to be very peaceful.
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yup...we are not defined as the "enemy" either. it's the radicals that take things out of context and interpret things wrongly. they are the tards that blow stuff up and kill people.
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