The real reason why Paul won't have any more parties...

[Savage_Messiah]

is that there are god damn monsters in his back yard / around his house.

the kind that:
turn into rabbits and steal his phone
turn into rabbit/gopher cross looking things to scare the crap out of me coming out of nowhere
make "squeee" sounds
sound like they walk on 2 legs
and come back around after / aren't scared by massive amounts of starting-fluid-induced fire

[Squirrel]

Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

is that there are god damn monsters in his back yard / around his house.

the kind that:
turn into rabbits and steal his phone
turn into rabbit/gopher cross looking things to scare the crap out of me coming out of nowhere
make "squeee" sounds
sound like they walk on 2 legs
and come back around after / aren't scared by massive amounts of starting-fluid-induced fire

and/or youre a gamma male pussy...
/thread

[Knipps]

Kasey what the hell are you doing lurking around paul's house and stealing his phone for?

[V]

i took a saw and a shovel handle to chase the one thing and came running back. i then had to go back to retrive my phone...

then after setting my grass on fire, my foot and hand too... the creatures were watching us.

jim kasey and i observed some unnatural acts.... that stuffs just not normal for nocturnal animals...

but the main reason for no parties.... too much clutter being stored downstairs now and too much work to setup/cleanup.

[sweetbmxrider]

don't you have guns?