Consider Yourself WARNED!

[SpeakersGoBoom]

In Oklahoma City, you are legally allowed to carry a concield firearm only in the instance of when you are being chased down the street by an Indian
(Indian as in, India Indian, or American Indian?)
In Santa Monica, California, it is against local ordinances to detonate a nuclear device within city limits, and is punishable by a 100 dollar fine(...no comment.)
California State Law: It is unlawful for any vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 mph (Damnit. There goes my "Brick on the gas pedal" idea!)
In Washington (I believe) it is illigal to shoot rabbits from a motor boat (Really?! You mean I spent all my money on those shotgun shells for NOTHING?! What a WASTE!)
In South Carolina, all law abiding citizens are to bring their firearms with them to church. (And they wonder why we say South Carolina is O.K.K.K.)
In Arkansas, it is a misdimeaner to mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-Kan-Zania? Damnit! I'll never get that one right! Thats Harder than "Camaro!" )
more will follow...

[ar0ck]

Eh I just wanna pack heat where ever I go.

[skorpion317]

i'm gonna go down to Arkansas, stand in front of a cop, and say Ar-Kansas. like the state Kansas.

[skorpion317]

here's some dumb NJ laws...

State Laws
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

Town/City Laws

Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

[79dizZy28]

[skorpion317]

some odd statistics:

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35% wad it. What about the other 11%?

A person would die if all of the toxic ingredients of one cigarette were directly injected into the bloodstream.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.

The world record for passing gas was set on Japanese television, 3,000 times in a row.


A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

If you yelled for over 8 and a half years, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

[JPiZZiJP]

It's also against the law in Raritan Borough to use profanity... lol

~Joe

[Trans Am Chick]

i realllli need to stop checking the boards in class... i started laughing out loud. nd the room is dead silent except for the filter on the fish tank. nd occasionally sum1 typing on the computer. lmao! i almost got cought for reading this topic! sum were pretty funny tho. others... just sad...

Originally Posted by skorpion317

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

sigh... most of my friends are left handed... nd almost all of us chew on pens... *ADD!* Lol.

Lexi

[SpeakersGoBoom]

i almost had an incident with a right handed tool. despite what common sense may tell you, regardless of whether your a righty or a lefty, the razor blade is supposed to face AWAY from you!
<--Retard with a picture of a marmot for his avatar.
How do you know I'm a retard? One word: "Camaro"

[j0n]

lol good find

[Savage_Messiah]

There's one state where you can posess nuclear weapons, provided that you have "good intentions."
Another one you can ONLY shoot at an Indian if you are in a covered wagon and they are on horseback

In Tenafly, it is illegal to hitch [park] your horse on Washington Ave. (the main street)