[rant] Emo Boys. A tale of jeans and undies. - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

PBodyGT87 · 10-23-2005, 11:25 AM

You can skip the first couple paragraphs if you know what Emo is, and what store i work in.

For those of you who are not already familiar with me, and where I work, I despise the style known as "scene", "scene-ster" or, better known as, "emo".

Short for "emotional", and based off of "emo" music, (dashboard confessional), "screamo" (hawthorne heights) and, post hardcore emo (As I lay Dying) these problem children derive their style from that of the band members of musical groups like these, and imitate it to the best of their ability, but because they cannot afford professionally taylored rock star slim fit pants, the boys often buy girls pants. (HOW DO YOU FIT YOUR JUNK IN THERE?!?!)

Well, anything to keep these kids from reproducing.

Anywho, I work at Delias, a popular junior girls store, that targets mostly middle school girls, up to highschool, college age. And yesterday, a boy came in and decided to buy GIRLS PANTS. And so it begins....

This boy had a (what you guys would say) MILF for a mom, and she must be VERY understanding, aside from being stylish herself, because her son had dyed black hair, must have been about 16 years old. Haircut was short in the back, long in the front. He looked like a pixie. And he wanted to try on some girls jeans. His mom asked. "could he try these on, or are only girls allowed in the fitting room?" I told him that there was one girl in there, and he could wait for her to leave the fitting room area, and then it's ok. But, I offered to ask the mother of the girl in the fitting room, if she would mind having a boy in the area there, so that he wouldn't have to wait outside. When I made this offer to the boy, he gave me the EMO ATTITUDE:

*flips hair out of his eyes with a quick whiplash style twitch* "Psssh! No. *flips hair again* That would make me look gay. Ugh!" *flips hair*

Immediately a reply came into my head, but because I was working, I could not tell him that it was already "too late" for him to worry about that.

He tried on the jeans and his mom brought them up to pay for them with 5 pars of underwear, one thong, the rest in breif cut, nd all of them in the most boyish looking colors we had. There were also 2 of the same pair, but in two different sizes.

COULD IT BE???

His mom was getting some underwear but the rest were for HIM.

again. HOW DO YOU FIT YOUR JUNK IN THERE.

I hope his sperm die.

His mom started to hand him the Delias bag, and while he put his fur hooded sweatshirt back on, he flipped his hair and refused the bag, "pssh. No I'm not carrying that"

Poor girly pants boy would be too embarassed to carry a bag that says Delias on the side.

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Tsar · 10-23-2005, 11:41 AM

what a ****ing homo

emo = t3h gay!

V · 10-23-2005, 12:19 PM

haha thats great, i see kids like that all the time around my area and I just want to kick them in the head repeatedly. even my GF will make comments to them if they walk by, its great.

Teds89IROC · 10-23-2005, 12:34 PM

I hate those people and yes, how DO they fit their junk inside..I've wondered that myself. I saw a guy in Applebees with a smaller waist than a 12 year old girl..it was gross.

~Ted

misterjuice · 10-23-2005, 12:48 PM

I wanna give them powerbombs

GP99GT · 10-23-2005, 12:57 PM

they fit their junk inside...because they dont have junk. they have a mangina

SteveR · 10-23-2005, 01:11 PM

He probably curses God everyday for giving him junk in the first place.

foff667 · 10-23-2005, 01:27 PM

wow im getting to old for this **** *shakes head*

Tsar · 10-23-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by foff667

wow im getting to old for this **** *shakes head*

awwe they didnt have dudes wearing thongs and girl pants in your day? you must feel left out

foff667 · 10-23-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar

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Originally Posted by foff667

wow im getting to old for this **** *shakes head*

awwe they didnt have dudes wearing thongs and girl pants in your day? you must feel left out Â*

that and now that i have a kid it really makes me nervous.

Rob WS6 · 10-23-2005, 01:52 PM

I wish all these emo fruits would die along with all the wiggers too... the world and our generation then would be a happy place.

Kojak · 10-23-2005, 04:46 PM

If i were you i would of taken his ass into the fitting room thrown him down and taken a hot steeming **** in that idiots mouth...

Emo kids piss me off...
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Ian · 10-23-2005, 05:09 PM

I love how they all wear girls clothes and makeup and write in livejournals on the internet...and they all do it to be different.

If they are all doing the same thing, they are not very different are they?

they complain about problems at home. guess what...they are the ones creating the problems at home! there wouldnt be anything to complain about if they would just act like normal kids. but NO, they have to dye their hair black and get girl haircuts and make out with other boys. why do they make out with other boys? because little emo girls think its hot. but wait, that doesnt make sense. making out with a guy to get a girl to think you're hot?!?!?!

And that brings me to another point...they always talk about relationship problems. Why the hell do you think they have those problems in the first place? maybe because they spend more time making out with other boys then they do with their own girlfriend! Emo boys get dumped all the time because they are acting like girls.
Newsflash: if you have a girlfriend, there is already a girl in the relationship, stop crying about everything, you'll make your mascara bleed!

enRo · 10-23-2005, 05:34 PM

I hate emos.

Tsar · 10-23-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ian

I love how they all wear girls clothes and makeup and write in livejournals on the internet...and they all do it to be different.

If they are all doing the same thing, they are not very different are they?

they complain about problems at home. guess what...they are the ones creating the problems at home! there wouldnt be anything to complain about if they would just act like normal kids. but NO, they have to dye their hair black and get girl haircuts and make out with other boys. why do they make out with other boys? because little emo girls think its hot. but wait, that doesnt make sense. making out with a guy to get a girl to think you're hot?!?!?!

And that brings me to another point...they always talk about relationship problems. Why the hell do you think they have those problems in the first place? maybe because they spend more time making out with other boys then they do with their own girlfriend! Emo boys get dumped all the time because they are acting like girls.
Newsflash: if you have a girlfriend, there is already a girl in the relationship, stop crying about everything, you'll make your mascara bleed!

damn sounds like you dislike them alot

Ian · 10-23-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar

damn sounds like you dislike them alot Â*

tip of the iceburg my friend, tip of the iceburg

ar0ck · 10-23-2005, 06:01 PM

Dont even get me started, it pretty much is right in line with what Ian said, I blame it on MTV.

Tsar · 10-23-2005, 06:04 PM

why care so much? i mean maybe its just me but i generally dont give a **** what other people do. If you wanna jump of a building be my guest, if you think i will cry over it, you are dead wrong. In fact i'll probably the first person to point at your body and say "what a moron". If they wanna make out with other emo fags, well that just means that there're more girls for me to do. If they wanna be fags, let them - darwin will take care of them. But then again everything stated above is my opinion and you might disagree so no need to get you panties in a wad.

SteveR · 10-23-2005, 06:24 PM

I'm in line with you guys in terms of personal opinion, but the thing to note is that we live in a counrty where people can express themseves in all kinds of ways.

that's my patriotic post for the month

79CamaroDiva · 10-23-2005, 06:31 PM

omg, i have a pic of my ex dressed in his sisters clothes for halloween. Do I dare put it up? lol, he won't talk to me anyhow, can't possibly do any harm if anyone recognizes him on here now can it?

Tsar · 10-23-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva

omg, i have a pic of my ex dressed in his sisters clothes for halloween. Do I dare put it up? lol, he won't talk to me anyhow, can't possibly do any harm if anyone recognizes him on here now can it?

well you said it, so POST 'EM!!!

JL8Jeff · 10-23-2005, 07:03 PM

WTF is wrong with kids nowadays? I'm glad I don't pay any attention to music or bands or current trends or styles because that's friggin messed up.

enRo · 10-23-2005, 07:24 PM

Seriously... what the **** happened to the youth society? When I was in my freshman year of high school... everyone was a "hardass" , there was always fighting, picking on the nerds, and shoving kids in lockers. Hell, I was a freshman and I was shoving other freshman into lockers

. Now, my senior of high school, the entire freshman class were EMOS! I agree with Alex... MTV is definately to blame, as well as KROCK for playing that ******
'cry me some rivers' music 24/7.

Im driving down a road in my town, and all i see are EMOS! The ones where their throwback beetles haircut is covering their eyes and cant see the path in front of them unless they do the female hairspin. Im not racist, but I would prefer a school full of Chinese kids than a school full of EMOS. I can tell almost everyday that when I see an EMO and I preceed to scream "Ya ****ing tooooooool!!!!!" that it still doesnt help. Society sucks. I shaved my head for a reason... a PROTEST!

The reason I hate them so much is that ****ing haircut if you couldnt tell

SteveR · 10-23-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva

omg, i have a pic of my ex dressed in his sisters clothes for halloween. Do I dare put it up? lol, he won't talk to me anyhow, can't possibly do any harm if anyone recognizes him on here now can it?

Post em!!!

Savage_Messiah · 10-23-2005, 07:32 PM

My opinion of the emo race can be summed up by this shirt that I have wanted for a while:

(link to that: http://merchnow.com/store/merchant.m...SHF%3ASHFEMO-T , if someone buys it for me in medium that would really kick ass

)