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12-28-2005, 01:54 PM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Denville, New Jersey
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Ricer Christmas Story
I found this on another board i'm on...
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
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12-28-2005, 02:21 PM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hatfield, PA
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how would you say???? 
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12-28-2005, 02:30 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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i actually thought it was kinda funny...
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12-28-2005, 08:11 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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WTLM (Ian circulated this on myspace)
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-28-2005, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Little Egg Harbor NJ
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silly ricers...
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12-28-2005, 09:36 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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all these damn acronyms confuse me...
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12-28-2005, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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I've heard that before, I think its funny.
~Ted
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12-29-2005, 02:23 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
I've heard that before, I think its funny.
~Ted
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Me too
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12-29-2005, 02:46 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
I've heard that before, I think its funny.
~Ted
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- Justin
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12-29-2005, 10:33 PM
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10 Second Club / Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Roxbury, NJ
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i used that but edited it and made it better about 3 years ago incollege at my freshman english class. the teacher had no idea what i was talking about.. hahah
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