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06-15-2006, 02:54 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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Somebody give me a shotgun
So earlier this week a bird crapped on my hood, then another did a few days later, then today one got the windshield. I said ok, I'll wash it, hasn't been washed since school ended.
I wash it twice over, wax it, and buff out the wax. As soon as im done buffing i look... 3 birds got the windshield and 1 got the passenger side window.
If anyone wants to shoot birds you're more than welcome to come to my house.
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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06-15-2006, 03:00 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
Posts: 7,917
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baaahahahhahhaa
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Matt
B18B1 FTW
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06-15-2006, 03:00 PM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Delmont nj
Posts: 4,369
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THEY GOT BIRD FLU ON YOUR CAR!!!!! YOURE INFECTED NOW WITH BIRD FLU!!!
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01' Z06 62k miles. Vararam, Longtubes, off road xpipe, tuned by me. Times TBA
2001 Corvette, Bolt ons , tuned 10.75@124.56 mph 1.38 60' Sold
1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
13.22@102.32 mph 1.93 60'
12's on moda? One day
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06-15-2006, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Middlesex County, NJ
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Maybe if you were taller **** like this wouldn't happen :P
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06-15-2006, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
Posts: 1,662
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sry i only have a sniper rifle
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Previous Cars: 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD (5spd), 1992 Mustang GT(auto), 1995 Hyundai accent(5spd)
Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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06-15-2006, 03:11 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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damn dude, every lower mammals **** on your car. i always thought it was just us.
leperdoo = suxor
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06-15-2006, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
Posts: 3,200
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Maybe park it somewhere else? 
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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06-15-2006, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,530
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cheap car cover?
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06-15-2006, 08:52 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Beaufort SC
Posts: 1,165
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aint a shotgun bigger then him?
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2005 Colorado Z71 - Supermod tuned, SuperSparkz, Resonator delete, SuperMod PTB
next up - 3" lift, Gutted cat/retune/muffler
Past Toys:
1983 Trans AM, 1988 Trans AM, 2001 Dodge Ram 1500 Off-Road, 1986 Camaro IROC, 1984 Chevy K10 lifted, 1988 Mustang GT, 2006 Silverado 2500HD
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06-15-2006, 08:57 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Millville, NJ
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It always seems that birds **** on your car after you wash it.
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2002 Camaro SS, Onyx Black, M6, Bolt Ons.
2008 Pontiac G8, White Hot, 3.6l
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06-15-2006, 09:03 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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yea it does, one **** INSIDE my car one time cuz i had the ttops off. a big white mess running down the drivers side of the console. i didnt notice till a few days later 
right after i washed my car one time one of those little bastards **** on it no more then a minute later!
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06-15-2006, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
Posts: 1,662
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**** birds
what do they really do anyway.
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Previous Cars: 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD (5spd), 1992 Mustang GT(auto), 1995 Hyundai accent(5spd)
Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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06-15-2006, 09:10 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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they dont do a damn thing except make noise and **** on your car right after youve washed it
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