Geez, my brother and I went to a Trenton Titans hockey game last week and I think half the people in the place must have weighed over 300 lbs and couldn't even put their foot out in front of themself to walk. They lift one side of their body and turn it forward, hence the waddle. I can't believe so many people are so out of shape. This country is in big trouble if people don't have the willpower to learn how to exercise or eat in moderation. All the terrorists really need to do is open chains of fast food places with everything supersized and half the people will eat themselves to death! I've got a lot of co-workers that waddle too! By time they reach the end of the hall they're out of breath. The worst part is, they're on their way to the food machine!