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02-21-2007, 10:03 AM
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Italian Math
> An Italian man wants a job, but the owner won't hire him until he
>passes a little math test. Here's your first question," the boss says.
>"Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the
>Italian says, "Datsa easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's
>this?" the boss asks. "Ain't you got no brain? Tree, and tree, and tree
>makea nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your
>second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The
>Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he
>has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "There you go." The boss
>scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to Represent
>99?" "E! ach of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
>and dirty tree. Datsa 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to
>actually have to hire this Italian, So he says, "All right, last question.
>Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Italian stares into
>space some more, Then he picks up the picture again and Makes a little
>mark at the base of each tree and says, "There you go. One 'undred." The
>boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a
>hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!) The Italian leans forward
>and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A littlea dog
>come along and crapa by each tree. So now you gotta dirty tree and a turd,
>dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, Datsa make one
>'undred!! So, whena I start?"
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02-21-2007, 10:08 AM
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Home Breaker
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hahahahah...that's why everyone loves us 
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yea hi. i'm Jeanne-Marie. bye
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I'm gonna start calling JM "sunny," because she is SO FRIGGIN' HAWT!!!!
JM FTW!!!
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02-21-2007, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by its Jeanne-Marie
hahahahah...that's why everyone loves us |
QFT
He made him an offer he couldnt refuse.
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02-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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Yes, Italia FTW! When my son was first learning how to speak, he spent a good amount of time at my in-laws house, and they're from "The Other Side." You hadda hear dis kid speak! 
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Former Toy - '88 Monte SS - had lots of mods...
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02-21-2007, 03:45 PM
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das a good one
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02-21-2007, 03:55 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
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02-21-2007, 04:04 PM
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Hahahahahaha. Thats funny as hell.
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02-21-2007, 05:10 PM
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 good one
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02-21-2007, 08:52 PM
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hahaha that was pretty good
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02-21-2007, 09:44 PM
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Thatsa racist.  :jk:
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02-21-2007, 09:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MapleRed
Thatsa racist. :jk: |
italian's aren't a race. thanks for playing, good luck next time
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dumbass.
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02-21-2007, 09:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chevelle 454
italian's aren't a race. thanks for playing, good luck next time
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Thats the most racist thing I've ever heard. 
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02-22-2007, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MapleRed
Thats the most racist thing I've ever heard. |
hes also right...they are a nationality not a race. kinda like you can be american even if your black or white or purple or green
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It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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02-22-2007, 01:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbrrmike
hes also right...they are a nationality not a race. kinda like you can be american even if your black or white or purple or green
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you didnt mention brown... you're racist
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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02-22-2007, 01:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
you didnt mention brown... you're racist
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what about "red" ?
you're racist.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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02-22-2007, 01:32 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
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STFU white devil
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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02-22-2007, 01:47 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TPI Monte SS
Yes, Italia FTW! |
qft
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