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06-28-2007, 12:52 PM
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Illegal Aliens // Letter from Iowa resident
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be tha t my daughter would receive pre ferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA
Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great offer!!!!
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06-28-2007, 01:07 PM
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LOL
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06-28-2007, 01:09 PM
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sad but true...
wonder if he really wrote it 
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Donald C. Ruppert
2215 S 13th St
Burlington, IA 52601-3547
319-754-8328
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the guy's like 80 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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06-28-2007, 01:18 PM
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maybe. 80 year old guys are nuts!
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06-28-2007, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Haha thats Great
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06-28-2007, 05:44 PM
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Makes sense to me.
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06-28-2007, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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I saw that before
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07-01-2007, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I'm really about to apply for a Z-Visa if this bill does pass. If I claim to be an undocumented immigrant how can they check? Then I'll quit all my jobs and be rehired as Juan Castillo, and not have to pay tax! I got a GREAT idea for immigration, if you are an illegal and you want to be a citizen we will let you and we will grant you amnesty, PROVIDED you serve for 6 years in our armed forces and get an honorary discharge, once that happens you are a citizen, if not ur azz goes back to wherever you came from and if you show up again you're tried in a military court. Think about it, they are giving back to our society in the ultimate way, they get free housing, benefits, and a garaunteed(sp?) job with pay, sounds like a fair trade if you ask me. If they desert us in another country oh well no huge loss, let the other country deal with it, then we will see how fast the other nations stop calling us insensitive when it comes to the illegal immigrant crisis.
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07-02-2007, 02:09 PM
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you know what martin i really like that idea. lol
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07-02-2007, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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That is interesting. I wonder what I would do if I couldn't migrate legally to America from Mexico.
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07-02-2007, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: North Jersey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knipps
sad but true...
wonder if he really wrote it
the guy's like 80 |
how do you know hes 80 lol!! did you call him?!?!?!
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07-02-2007, 10:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Jared1970Chevelle
how do you know hes 80 lol!! did you call him?!?!?!
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public information 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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