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11-07-2008, 03:20 PM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
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I got a good laugh at work today
So this morning, im working off of a high reach, putting some cornerbead on the wall, and this old guy who is a taper was working off of a reach nextt to me. we got to BS'n, he asked if i was a journeyman or an apprentice, then asked if i was married, i told him no, (since im not)
and he asked "do you have a hot car?" i lol'd and said, i guess u could say that. then he asked what i had, and i told him. He goes on to tell me that he has a hot car, im like oh yeah? whatcha got? "a dodge caliber srt4" im like o cool (in my mind, im not really interested) The he goes on to say that it would beat my car. i started laughing pretty hard, and said "O really? lol whats it running in the 1/4? "13.8" he replied . i said "ah thats not too bad i guess" then he asked me, "well what do u run?" 11.96 @ 113 and also told him about this years run 12.01@ 116mph. and how im going for 11.70-11.80this year. he said "oh", and got kinda quiet for a moment. then asked "thats not stock tho is it? i told him bolt ons only, stock internals blah blah blah. and then went on to tell him how LS1 Fbodies could run high 12s stock, and how i did it with a lid and a catback. then he said, "well mine's a 4cyl" im like yeah, its also turbocharged and weighs less than my car. and how u cant compare 4bangers to 8cyls, its like apples and oranges. he didnt say much after that
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01' Z06 62k miles. Vararam, Longtubes, off road xpipe, tuned by me. Times TBA
2001 Corvette, Bolt ons , tuned 10.75@124.56 mph 1.38 60' Sold
1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
13.22@102.32 mph 1.93 60'
12's on moda? One day
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11-07-2008, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New York City/ Cape May
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Lol nice one Ron!
JW 
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11-07-2008, 03:37 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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hahaha at least he sort of understood his place. nice....kill? haha
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11-07-2008, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Arm pit of the world... NJ
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Way to beat a man down and ruin his dreams. LOL
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11-07-2008, 03:57 PM
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10 Second Club
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Location: Eastampton
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1999 MBM T/A - the new ride 
2004 CE Corvette - 1.410 - 10.246 @ 133.39
2003 Silverado - Lifted 6 on 35s
2000 T/A WS6 - 11.190 @ 119.79...SOLD
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11-07-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Featherburner
Way to beat a man down and ruin his dreams. LOL
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haha agreed.
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11-07-2008, 04:08 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Haddon Twp NJ
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poor guy..........should of played it up and raced him
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11-07-2008, 06:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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shoulda told him 14.3 and went with it 
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11-07-2008, 07:31 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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put money on it next time
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B18B1 FTW
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11-07-2008, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Mays Landing, NJ
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In tomorrow's paper you're going to see some poor guy in south jersey throwing himself off of a bridge due to sever depression. Good job Ron.
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2010 Infiniti G37x-Moonlight White w/Graphite interior. Stock...for now. Xpel XR Black tint(hey it's a mod lol)
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11-07-2008, 09:31 PM
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11 Second Club
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Location: Edison, NJ
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Lol.... he would've been on his high horse if you said your car was slower.
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2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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11-07-2008, 09:33 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Is that him in your avatar?
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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11-09-2008, 03:39 PM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
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i forgot i posted this thread lol. he sounded sooo proud until i told him what my car runs.. yeah i shouldve told him 14.3 and hustled him out of his money and no bonzo, that pic in the avatar is me. that old fella who is now depressed is flabby and old
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01' Z06 62k miles. Vararam, Longtubes, off road xpipe, tuned by me. Times TBA
2001 Corvette, Bolt ons , tuned 10.75@124.56 mph 1.38 60' Sold
1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
13.22@102.32 mph 1.93 60'
12's on moda? One day
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11-09-2008, 04:58 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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Lol....his fault for buying a slow ugly POS.
- Justin
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2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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11-10-2008, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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I was waiting to hear him make a pass at you and ask you out.... 
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