Things they say on other car forums...

[wrxdriver]

stolen from chevelles.com forums:
http://www.chevelles.com/forum/ultim...c/2/25948.html


..shamelessly copied from another forum...

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

[jims69camaro]

[NJSPEEDER]

nice bri, heluva way to start posting.

later
tim

[superblonde]

tehehehehe...those were great.

[ShitOnWheels]

Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

nice bri, heluva way to start posting.

later
tim

You got creepy guy to join? LOL

[foff667]

haha brian made a funny good job

[Tru2Chevy]

Wow - funny **** Brian....

- Justin

[ProtekYoNutz]

[j0n]

lmfao well done me likey

[ar0ck]

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Thats strange our biggest thread is the post your picture

[skorpion317]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

Thats strange our biggest thread is the post your picture

ummmm...just realized the paradox here.

"My girl slept with my brother and my wife."

now, if your girl is your wife, how can she sleep with herself?
However, if your girl is a different girl than your wife, then you have some problems if the wife and brother sleep with the girl.

[89CamaroRS]

Originally Posted by wrxdriver

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

[jims69camaro]

Originally Posted by skorpion317

ummmm...just realized the paradox here.

"My girl slept with my brother and my wife."

now, if your girl is your wife, how can she sleep with herself?
However, if your girl is a different girl than your wife, then you have some problems if the wife and brother sleep with the girl.

A) your wife is sleeping with your brother
B) your girl is sleeping with your brother
C) your girl is sleeping with your wife
D) saying you have problems is one way to look at it. another way to look at it is, "ORGY!!!"

[Tru2Chevy]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

Thats strange our biggest thread is the post your picture

Nope, biggest thread was/is for the central jersey meet

- Justin

[Squirrel]

what if your girl is your daughter?

[jims69camaro]

Originally Posted by Squirrel

what if your girl is your daughter?

dude, why would you even think that? i'm gonna lose my lunch now... uke: :ralph: :chuck: :earl:

[ProtekYoNutz]

Originally Posted by Squirrel

what if your girl is your daughter?

ERIC!! Y WOULD U EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT>>> eww...

[ShitOnWheels]

Originally Posted by ProtekYoNutz

ERIC!! Y WOULD U EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT>>> eww...

This is Eric you're talking about...related to Matt...frankly I'm not surprised he came up with that.

[Fasterthanyou]

That was awesome.
Some of my own.

1st gen Camaro Forums
-New paint worth more than car, where can I park the car so nobody hits it?

1st gen Firebird Forums
-Damn these motors.... will EVERYBODY hate me if I go with a chevy?

2nd gen Camaro Forums
-How do I get rid of the beer and burned wires smell?

2nd gen Firebird Forums
-My turbo motor feels like it's making only 100hp, what's wrong with it?

3rd gen Camaro Forums
-I can't choose between; crossfire, carb, TBI, TPI, LT1, LS1, turbo, eaton, paxton, whipple, vortech, vortec, AFR, trickflow, holley, edelbrock, weind, b&m, preditor, big block, turbo v6....
-Reply: Dude, it all fits, just pick something!!!

3rd gen Firebird Forums
-How do I fix my headlight motors?

4th gen Camaro Forums
-Did all the mods, cars fast, but it's ugly, help.

4th gen Firebird Forums
-Can't pass inspection, damn these headlight motors!

Evo Forums
-Some cool kid in a WRX tried to race me.
-Anybody else having trouble getting warranty work done?

WRX Sti Forums
-Can't seem to get a sub 2.0 60' foot, think it's my clutch.... again.

Nissan Maxima Forums
-Car's fast enough, needs XM radio and some rims... which to get?

NJFBOA.org Forums
-Did you see the rack on that chick? - Bill
-When did I order my friken food? - Me
-Too many 4th gens, need more slow 3rd gens at the next gathering.

[ar0ck]

Originally Posted by Fasterthanyou

-Too many 4th gens, need more slow 3rd gens at the next gathering.

Im sorry I wasnt good enough... no one even looked at my under-hood bling.

[Fasterthanyou]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

Im sorry I wasnt good enough... no one even looked at my under-hood bling.

I can't remember if I met you or not but don't feel bad. I'll bring my slow ride next time to offset the fast guys.

[MyLittlePony]

Originally Posted by wrxdriver

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

....WAIIIIT a minute...some punk kid in a civic DID try to race me today!!!











sorry.had to.
sorry. had to.

[NJSPEEDER]

mustang forums
- i want my car to move faster, shoudl i lower the sellign price?

later
tim

[MyLittlePony]

Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

mustang forums
- i want my car to move faster, shoudl i lower the sellign price?

later
tim

:finger:
i happen to like my mustang!....alright, maybe it could go a LITTLE faster, or be a LITTLE louder, but still!

~Kare