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03-16-2005, 08:37 PM
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school.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
you I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even
with all her piercing's, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we
will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children
with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan
can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.
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03-16-2005, 09:15 PM
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nice...i could use that
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03-16-2005, 09:20 PM
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but unless the kid had an older GF named jane thhta his dad knew about it wouldnt work.
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03-16-2005, 09:20 PM
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i already tried. my mom got all pissed off
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03-16-2005, 09:21 PM
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nice...i could use that
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Ehhh, I just delt with it for 12 years of my life. wasent too bad.
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03-16-2005, 11:48 PM
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nothing wrong with a girl with piercings, tattoos, and tight motocycle clothes.... Â*only problem is that when her family is a big harley/biker group and you ride a sportbike...lol Â*I'm still getting ripped on for that.
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03-17-2005, 08:12 AM
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is that the gf i met in sv? she was cool. i like her.
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03-17-2005, 08:16 AM
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yeah, thats her. This year we'll be up at SV a lot more but most likely shell be driving her monte up and I'll be up in one of my cars as well.
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03-17-2005, 03:07 PM
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I think the version I seen awhile ago was a girl addressing to her mother.
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03-17-2005, 04:25 PM
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lol
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03-17-2005, 10:16 PM
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lexi how the hell did u get a hold of the letter i wrote my ex-girlfriend... 
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03-17-2005, 10:56 PM
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lexi how the hell did u get a hold of the letter i wrote my ex-girlfriend... |
Its cause your a jew bastard
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03-18-2005, 07:46 AM
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I think the version I seen awhile ago was a girl addressing to her mother.
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 That's the one I heard a few months ago....still good though
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03-18-2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by deadtrend1
I think the version I seen awhile ago was a girl addressing to her mother.
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Â* That's the one I heard a few months ago....still good though |
 ....still funny.
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03-18-2005, 09:54 AM
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ehh i felt it fit since im failing 6 classes right now due to lack of attendence... got sick almost 3 weeks in a row. each week was something new. dunno. but if i miss another day... i havta repeat my jr year  that or if i dont get my grades up...
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