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ShitOnWheels · 08-12-2005, 02:44 PM

...about how you stack up against the average...applies to guys and girls.

May not be safe for work, click at your own risk.

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

JPiZZiJP · 08-13-2005, 08:47 AM

Average Ejaculatory Speed
28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.

...I wonder which is worse, that or getting a slap to the face lol

Average Ejaculate Calorific Content
Between 2 to 5 calories or so.

...damn all the girls that gave me the excuse "I'm on a diet," for not swallowing.

Average Durability of Sperm
Sperm typically survive 48 hours within the female body.

...awesome!

Average Number of Sperm
300-500 million sperm are released every ejaculation, and 1.2 trillion sperm are produced during a man's lifetime.

...wow, I've killed off a lot of them already lol.

Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

...Way to state the obvious, doc. lol

Very interesting post.

jims69camaro · 08-13-2005, 10:34 AM

hmmm.

Savage_Messiah · 08-13-2005, 01:12 PM

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Wow, that makes me feel like superman

Fasterthanyou · 08-13-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Wow, that makes me feel like superman

Yeah, though 1 out of 4 is still good... not good odd's for women

. I think they should change that to saying that 75% of men COULD reach orgasn within 2 minutes and all feel it abnormal to do so. Seriously, 2 minuets, wtf!
Although interesting, I find "averages" to be rather pointless. Look at what percentile you are in the health charts and you might see why I feel that way. I'm 95 percentile in height... what is the average blah blah blah for MY height? What about weight, etc. I think their testing should be broken down into percentile, race, and age. They already do age but the other catagories make for huge discrepancies. Just my 2 cents about.

JPiZZiJP · 08-13-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fasterthanyou

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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Wow, that makes me feel like superman

Yeah, though 1 out of 4 is still good... not good odd's for women

. I think they should change that to saying that 75% of men COULD reach orgasn within 2 minutes and all feel it abnormal to do so. Seriously, 2 minuets, wtf!
Although interesting, I find "averages" to be rather pointless. Look at what percentile you are in the health charts and you might see why I feel that way. I'm 95 percentile in height... what is the average blah blah blah for MY height? What about weight, etc. I think their testing should be broken down into percentile, race, and age. They already do age but the other catagories make for huge discrepancies. Just my 2 cents about.

Very true... cause, if it were broken down by race, I'd be huge in Japan :P

enRo · 08-13-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Wow, that makes me feel like superman

No... you reworded it... this is how its suppose to be...

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
KASEY found that 75% of ALL males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Savage_Messiah · 08-13-2005, 03:30 PM

lol @ joe.... death threats @ noah

jims69camaro · 08-13-2005, 03:56 PM

according to averages, for my height i am 60 pounds overweight. if you've ever seen me you'd be hard-pressed to call me overweight, and certainly not 60 pounds so.

Tsar · 08-13-2005, 05:03 PM

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Average Penis Size
Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches

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Average Vagina Size
3 inches along the posterior wall with a diameter of 0.8 inches, though in stimulated phase it balloons to 3.75-4.1 in long by 2.3-2.5 inches in diameter.

Um.. how does that work? if average vagina is 3 inches and average dick is 6 how does that work? doesnt cervix or some**** like that come after vagina? if i remember correctly it will hurt if u poke it

I guess ive been fortunate enough to sleep with girls with big vaginas

PDubs87Z28 · 08-13-2005, 07:40 PM

all i know at 3:00 this morning i was alot longer than 2 mins

Koll · 08-14-2005, 10:12 AM

that is all I need to post.

Savage_Messiah · 08-14-2005, 06:27 PM

KOLL = CRAP (no clue what hes winking about but it probably applies)