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		|  02-02-2006, 01:08 AM | #1 |  
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				OMGWTF!? sperm is a gift?
			 
 
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			As a co-founding member of OMGWTF BBQ Sauce Co., Id like for you to edit the topic of this thread.  If you werent related....
		 
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			that lady has some issues.... and i feel bad for the kid
		 
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			Whoa. That's a level of psycho that I don't even want to think about. That's shovel and garbage bag psycho.
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 07:21 AM | #6 |  
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			yeah... so next time you guys give some nice lady a 'gift,' make sure you know where it ALL goes.
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 07:45 AM | #7 |  
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			damn that lady has issues....there's only one place where that "gift" should've went and its down the throat...
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		|  02-02-2006, 09:05 AM | #8 |  
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			"weaksauce"
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 09:47 AM | #9 |  
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			Wow....talk about crazy.
 “There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”
 
 Who does that? That's just a messed up thing to say.....
 
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			I'm sorry, but she'd have to be shot, it'd be a homicide-suicide on my part.  WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can understand not being able to claim theft or something but seriously, HE'S BEING FORCED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT??!!??  I could see if they actually had sex and a child resulted but she went down on him, saved the man sauce and used it later to get herself pregnant??  He shouldn't be responsable for a dime of that, i'm sorry but that's my thinking, if any of you disagree that's fine i respect that, but this chick is crazy no matter how you look at it.
 "imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionall damaged by your birth."  Imagine how that child will feel when he asks mommy where babies come from, "well son a man and a woman meet, go out, the woman goes down on the man, saves his load, puts it inside her at a later time when the man is not around, babies are born, and then five years later you get to milk the guy for everything he's worth, K now go play with your friends!!"
 
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		|  02-02-2006, 10:38 AM | #11 |  
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			why could i see something like this happening on judge joe brown?
 
 “She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
 
 
 
 mmhmmm i decided i'd like my jizz back now. you put it WHERE?!?
 
 
 next time if you get a "delivery" like that, get the title signed so you know it's yours.
 
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		|  02-02-2006, 10:53 AM | #12 |  
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			The child support thing is ridiculous.  Definitley a messed up scenario and I feel sorry for the kid based on what mom did and what dad said.
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 12:45 PM | #13 |  
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			hahah thats f'in great lol.  i know a few girls that would think like that.  In regards to that case, ok so he cant file a theft claim for being emotionally damaged and crap, but the child support? come on thats insane.  Im sure this case will be followed up with more legal action maybe something along the lines saying that he never consented to actual intercourse. im sure he wont have to pay child support for long, some good attorney will get wind of this and find a loophole.
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			ok thats f**ked up!! and some thing that would happen to me............
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 03:19 PM | #15 |  
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			i read this awhile ago and posted it somewhere, idk if it was here or at another board i used to go to. and yea that womans ****ed up...
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 05:08 PM | #16 |  
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			K... now when kids in school call him a test tube baby, hes gonna take it seriously!
 That woman has serious issues.
 
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		|  02-02-2006, 05:18 PM | #17 |  
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				 ok thats f**ked up!! and some thing that would happen to me............ |  
ok....i have to ask......why do you think that would happen to you?????
		 
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		|  02-02-2006, 05:19 PM | #18 |  
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				 K... now when kids in school call him a test tube baby, hes gonna take it seriously!
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				 ok....i have to ask......why do you think that would happen to you????? |  Because only this kind of stuff happens to kids like me example A. my ex dumped me 3 days after we started to go out because she thought she was pregnant....(wasnt) now she is...
		 
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				 Because only this kind of stuff happens to kids like me example A. my ex dumped me 3 days after we started to go out because she thought she was pregnant....(wasnt) now she is... |  girlfriend after 3 days? WHOA, something here doesnt sound right.
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				 girlfriend after 3 days? WHOA, something here doesnt sound right. |  NO NO im telling the truth we started to go out on a friday.. then on a monday...........
		 
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			damn thats just f****d up.
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				 NO NO im telling the truth we started to go out on a friday.. then on a monday........... |  
did you guys even.......you know............
		 
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			ill my space yah the answer...
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				 ill my space yah the answer... |  lol i think i want this one sent to me to haha.
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