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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing/Rowan University
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they call me the nutcracker  but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you! 
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02-22-2006, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perth Amboy
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that reminds me! one time my friend anthony called me at my house, on my house phone no less. I pick up and he's says "Ian!" so I say, "hey whats up man?" This is where it gets good, anthony then says to me "nothing much, where are you?"  He just called my HOUSE number and I picked up! where the hell did he think I was?!?! |
you beat me to it!!!!!!!
my friend Karl does that **** to me all the time!!!!
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02-23-2006, 12:05 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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oh yeah, another one.. any time me or one of my friends goes to meet up with our friend jay, EVERY time, if we're not there 5 minutes before we said we would be, he calls up and goes 'yo, where ya at?' 'i'm on my ****ing way man!'
jay, if you read this, sorry.... 
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02-23-2006, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 08721-1716
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Oh yes, gotta love the stuff that he comes up with.
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*pssst* like numbers 1 through 9 on the list? they were originally carlin material. not that they're not funny. i love carlin's stuff. speaking of which, your house is just a place to put your stuff.
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02-23-2006, 07:40 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
geroge carlin at his best
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I've got tix for Carlin on Sunday in Trenton. 
Carlin: The average person is this stupid. That means that half the people you meet at stupider than that!
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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02-23-2006, 11:58 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Oh, I've got one. Today in Beatles class were were about to take a quiz, and thus instructed to put everything away. well the guy next to me is freaking out cuz he doesnt have a pen, and he wouldnt go in his bookbag and look for one. So i reach in my purse, and hand him a pen. When the quiz was over, he held it up to me, and said, "Is this yours?" WTF DUDE! I Just handed it to you, out of my purse no less, and you're not sure if it's mine! of COURSE it is! Idiot.
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1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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02-24-2006, 12:53 AM
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Home Breaker
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Long Island / Fairfield
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like on blue collar comedy when they do that "here's your sign" stuff...i like the one where he's using a coat hanger to open his car, a guy walks up to him and asks "lock yourself out of your car?" and he goes "nope, i just washed it...i'm hanging it up to dry"
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JM FTW!!!
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02-24-2006, 12:59 AM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Originally Posted by its Jeanne-Marie
like on blue collar comedy when they do that "here's your sign" stuff...i like the one where he's using a coat hanger to open his car, a guy walks up to him and asks "lock yourself out of your car?" and he goes "nope, i just washed it...i'm hanging it up to dry"
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that's pretty much the first thing that came to mind when the kid asked if the pen was mine. "No, I just thought I'd do a little magic trick for you and make one appear"
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1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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02-24-2006, 10:15 AM
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when someone calls and they are talking for a while, then they ask, "what are you doing?"
brain surgery. can i call you back?
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