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Location: Burlington County
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS vs. COP FRIENDS
CIVILIAN FRIENDS vs. COP FRIENDS
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you are drunk.
COP FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
COP FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
COP FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
COP FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your p*ssy.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
COP FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
COP FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
COP FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
COP FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
COP FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
COP FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
COP FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
COP FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that *****, you know we don't waste...That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
COP FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
COP FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk ***** to the person who talks **** about you.
COP FRIENDS: Will knock them the ***** out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
COP FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
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02-13-2007, 10:52 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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psssh. who needs cop friends?
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02-13-2007, 10:54 AM
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12 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
psssh. who needs cop friends?
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you do, apparently
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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methinks id make a good cop
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02-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by j0n
methinks id make a good cop
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take the test
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James
2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-13-2007, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301
take the test
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which one? civil service exam? i did already
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02-13-2007, 11:00 AM
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12 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by j0n
which one? civil service exam? i did already
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that, and any chief's tests that come up. what did you get on the CS test?
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James
2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-13-2007, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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high 80s low 90s iirc
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02-13-2007, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by j0n
methinks id make a good cop
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Baltimore PD needs cops badly, we were told in class today, they start at 40k. u gotta move tho...
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02-13-2007, 11:45 AM
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hahahaha so true, i enjoy hanging out with my cop friends
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02-13-2007, 12:11 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301
you do, apparently
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that's what you think. i already told you to never introduce me to another one 
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02-13-2007, 12:11 PM
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yea AFTER the transpiring events hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-13-2007, 12:18 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301
yea AFTER the transpiring events hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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i dont know what your talking about...... 
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02-13-2007, 12:59 PM
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lol cop friends ftw....plus PBA cards
edit: my cop friends happen to be on the FD with me too...
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Last edited by maroman88; 02-13-2007 at 01:00 PM.
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02-13-2007, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Civilian friends with cop families, FTW!
And yeah, PBA cards.
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Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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02-13-2007, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Jenkintown,PA/Cape May, NJ
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I <3 my fire department...my town is very close knit, so we know everyone from borough hall, PD, and FD...w00t.
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02-13-2007, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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lba card and mini shield pinned in wallet
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02-13-2007, 09:50 PM
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10 Second Club / Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
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awesome post jimbo; i saved it
i've been taking a buncha police dept. tests ; got one coming up for Washington Township (Morris County) on March 6th, hope to do well.
-i hope to get into the Union COunty Academy this summer if im not hired anywhere int he meantime - alternate route program -
jimbo are u an officer? or waht do you do? PM me with any advice you can let me in on about getting a job in law enforcement/corrections/county police etc...
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02-13-2007, 10:14 PM
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12 Second Club
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 87IROCmadman
awesome post jimbo; i saved it
i've been taking a buncha police dept. tests ; got one coming up for Washington Township (Morris County) on March 6th, hope to do well.
-i hope to get into the Union COunty Academy this summer if im not hired anywhere int he meantime - alternate route program -
jimbo are u an officer? or waht do you do? PM me with any advice you can let me in on about getting a job in law enforcement/corrections/county police etc...
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My official title is Senior Corrections Officer with the New Jersey Department of Corrections. I am a state law enforcement officer. if you have any questions send me a pm.
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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02-13-2007, 10:29 PM
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nice post. Made me laugh. A while ago I got my test score back from NYPD. I kicked butt. Hopefully somethign will happen. Anyhow post made me laugh.
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02-14-2007, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Columbus, NJ
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here ya go.......
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily
carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: N ever ask for food.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we
screwed up...but man that was fun!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Cry with you
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you
behind.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian
could ever dream of...
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's
alcohol abuse!". Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out of them for using your name in vain.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
FIRE DEPARTMENT FRIENDS: Will forward this.
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02-14-2007, 05:57 PM
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i love my fire department friends..... they are ..... family 
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02-14-2007, 07:34 PM
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Eff the police.
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02-14-2007, 09:24 PM
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Quote:
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Eff the police.
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02-14-2007, 11:00 PM
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thats what everyone says.........till they need us.................
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
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