Male ATM use vs. Female ATM use

[GP99GT]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN writ ten on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back ofcheckbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[mtg6486]

lol so true

[johnjzjz]

hahahahhahahahah -- very good -- jz

[maroman88]

lolol awesome im forawardin that to to girlfriend

[1_Hot_SOM_WS6]

LMAO.....That so does NOT apply to me....but I do know of a few girls that it would.

[79CamaroDiva]

[shoregirl]

yeah im with the other girls and besides i use the wawa ATM )

[Brando56894]

wawa FTW!!

[bubba428]

those north jersey jokers aint go no wawa

[Teds89IROC]

Originally Posted by bubba428

those north jersey jokers aint go no wawa

I do when I'm at my shore house!

[bubba428]

o0o hey look at me...i can aford 2 houses..hardy hardy har

now i want pie...yall's suck

[bubba428]

well aren't you freakin special...i live in a wanna be ghetto...u suck

[Teds89IROC]

Yea, I am pretty fortunate that my grandmother bought the house/land when it was dirt cheap back in the 70's

[ryanfx]

I don't know if I'm alone in this... but my brain can't listen to people talk about "ATM"'s the same way since a lil while ago

[Brando56894]

hahaha i know what you mean ryan