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08-21-2008, 05:31 AM
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would you Give her the finger
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver,
who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive
onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm
out is window and gave the woman the finger.
'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to
me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works ou t to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,
has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so
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08-21-2008, 05:38 AM
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thats good! 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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08-21-2008, 06:55 AM
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haha too funny
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08-21-2008, 07:24 AM
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I honestly hope u found that somewhere and reposted all those stats....or I hope u looked it up while u were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic...lol If u see me you can give me the finger, cuz ill just smile and wave, besides I don't get pms....my sex life is VERY satisfying....I don't CARRY a gun......but that homicide part? That's another story.....lol smiling and waving is much more rewarding then cursing and giving the finger
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08-21-2008, 07:44 AM
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Holy Crap. Way too much time in traffic buddy. But I have to say, that is one of the most amazing non-rantz I've ever heard. HaHa
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08-21-2008, 08:45 AM
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Last edited by jims69camaro; 08-21-2008 at 08:52 AM.
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08-21-2008, 11:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CamaroGirlie
I honestly hope u found that somewhere and reposted all those stats....or I hope u looked it up while u were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic...lol If u see me you can give me the finger, cuz ill just smile and wave, besides I don't get pms....my sex life is VERY satisfying....I don't CARRY a gun......but that homicide part? That's another story.....lol smiling and waving is much more rewarding then cursing and giving the finger
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it took a lot out of me to not make a comment about your post... so here's a bunny
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08-21-2008, 12:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
it took a lot out of me to not make a comment about your post... so here's a bunny
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LOL
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08-21-2008, 12:59 PM
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wow wow wee wow
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08-21-2008, 02:57 PM
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i just gave a UC the finger like an hour ago...he didn't like that. let me go though cuz i had the kittens in the camaro!! woot for kittens!
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08-21-2008, 04:30 PM
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hahhahha
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08-21-2008, 05:53 PM
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Location: roxbury nj 07876
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lol nice!!!!!!
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08-21-2008, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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still giving her the finger dumb beotch
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08-21-2008, 06:51 PM
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hope that gun is bigger then a 12 gauge mossberg or a 30/30 lever action
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