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10-03-2008, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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best prank you ever pulled?
ok so my girlfriend just dumped me a week before my birthday and me and my buddy were thinking of some good pranks i can pull on her.
was wondering if anybody knew any good ones they did to their ex's or to anyone. i had something in mind but a lot of people would probably be grossed out on this site because everyone is pretty mature.
im not slashing tires or breaking windows, just harmless pranks that me and my friends can get a laugh out of.
but lets hear what you got.
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10-03-2008, 11:19 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Burn her house down? 
- Justin
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10-03-2008, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Burn her house down?
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I was going to say blow it up, but I guess it's pretty much the same idea 
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10-03-2008, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.
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10-03-2008, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.
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Never fails.
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10-03-2008, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Columbia
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Get her best friend pregnant. We're full of good ideas when we aren't faced with the repercusion.
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10-03-2008, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Edison, NJ
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Eat her cat.
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10-03-2008, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.
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What he said.
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10-03-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lyndhurst, NJ
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Put a load of dog crap in a brown paper bag, light it up and throw it at her front door or bedroom window so it explodes, and throw toilet paper in her trees for her to try and wipe it with, ha ha ha, and then do what the rest of the guys said, move on and forget about her. -Jeff.
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10-03-2008, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Make up some official doctor looking sheet that says you tested positive for aids
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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10-03-2008, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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yea, just forget her, if anything, try to remember what female friends of yours she didnt like or didnt like u hanging out with/talkign to, and spend more time with them, if she finds out, thatll get to her more, and in the long run thats ur best bet to move on.
as for real pranks for other reasons... ive done some odd ones, some harmless, others a bit more intense, from turning license plates upside down, to removing driveshafts, to balloons full of whipped cream exploding... hell ive even had some plans i havent done yet, but those are really bigger ones, switching cars out for wrecked ones(same make/model), "taser" in passenger seat, "joke" airbag, SWAT raids... etc
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10-03-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Wantage, NJ
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It sounds like it's too late to try and make up.
Sorry, that was too easy. Save yourself some trouble and move on to an even hotter hottie.
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10-03-2008, 01:14 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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Originally Posted by NJ Torque
Eat her cat.
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I just spit up my soda. lol
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10-03-2008, 01:24 PM
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King of Free
Join Date: Sep 2005
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or better yet.. take her cat for a while.. then buy her some strange foreign food and convince her you made it and that she ate her own cat
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10-03-2008, 01:29 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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bodyslam her grandmother
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10-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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move on it easier cause them girl alway **** with u more like brakeing ur phone and keying up ur car
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10-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: under a roof
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
Make up some official doctor looking sheet that says you tested positive for aids
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thats a good one!
I agree with Tsar on this one. Move on.
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10-03-2008, 02:12 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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are there any girls she absolutely hates? or she have a sister?
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10-03-2008, 02:19 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Send pizzas to her house that she didn't order!
Or (more realistically) sign her email up for a ton of spam or her regular address up for a lot of junk mail.
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10-03-2008, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lyndhurst, NJ
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Put ketchup under her door handles and gum on the ground so she steps in it. Rake up a ton of leaves and dump them all on her front lawn. Ha ha. -Jeff.
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10-03-2008, 03:16 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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dead fish under the hood on the exhaust? glue a fake penis to her? shave her head?
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10-03-2008, 03:20 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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When I was at school, when someone's GF left them, since we couldn't leave, we would all write letters telling her how much she sucked etc, and then mail them all at the same time. So like 30 ish letters, all telling you that you suck, all at once.
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10-03-2008, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy
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10-03-2008, 05:42 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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so you should do the same....kinda. find a sl00t
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10-03-2008, 05:48 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shownomercy
When I was at school, when someone's GF left them, since we couldn't leave, we would all write letters telling her how much she sucked etc, and then mail them all at the same time. So like 30 ish letters, all telling you that you suck, all at once.
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that made me LOL. just picturing a stuffffffed mail box lolol
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