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10-03-2008, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by madness410
im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy
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does he have an f-bod or a faster car than yours? if not she lost out. 
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10-03-2008, 06:16 PM
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yea ask her sis out or best friend. other then that i would just forget about her stop all communication. that more then anything will piss her off more. girls dont like to be ignored no matter what the circumstance. Plus if act like nothing is wrong it will make it worse for her to.
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10-03-2008, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Galloway, NJ
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hook up with one of her friends ( or sis if you can) and send a couple nice photos to her, and let her know your doing just fine after the breakup. 
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10-03-2008, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: south jersey
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Knock her mom up, then don't pay your child support.
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10-03-2008, 09:24 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy
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While I may not know her, something tells me having someone else that soon leads me to believe she was hooking up with that "weak pansy" BEFORE she broke up with you.
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10-03-2008, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Point Pleasant
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Tell her you want to talk.
Get her tanked.
Take her to your house.
Take a video of you "talking".
Blackmail her to do stupid things in a public place with said video.
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10-03-2008, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Originally Posted by deadtrend1
While I may not know her, something tells me having someone else that soon leads me to believe she was hooking up with that "weak pansy" BEFORE she broke up with you.
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nah - girls rebound like that all the time. Then they usually regret it and cry over it for the rest of the year (after she realizes she misses you and wants to get back with you)
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10-03-2008, 11:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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Originally Posted by ryanfx
nah - girls rebound like that all the time. Then they usually regret it and cry over it for the rest of the year (after she realizes she misses you and wants to get back with you)
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that would be cool. haha who knows. all of these are good ideas especially the aids one. I was thinking of taking a duke in a bag and taping it under her car so it would seep into the passenger compartment and she will never know where it's coming from. idk how well that would work.
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10-04-2008, 12:01 AM
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Actually I just thought on another idea to embarass the **** out of her.... give her number to j0n 
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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10-04-2008, 12:08 AM
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11 Second Club
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take off the license plates... thats sure good for getting her pulled over...
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10-04-2008, 12:18 AM
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Location: Cherry Hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by r0nin89
Tell her you want to talk.
Get her tanked.
Take her to your house.
Take a video of you "talking".
Blackmail her to do stupid things in a public place with said video.
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Aaaaaaah yes, the old roofie-colada. I've said it before and I'll say it again....
If the HO lives at 100 Maple Ave........
1.Send for info on erectile dysfunction. Have it sent to #98 Maple.
2.Look in the back of your favorite adult mag for the offer of "free porn just give us your address" Have it sent to #103 & 109 addressed to her.
3.Call your local town hall and ask for info,and ordinances/laws about farm animals. Have it sent to #93 Maple addressed to her.
4.Condom companies send out free samples....send them to #106 Maple addressed to her.
5. Order a Frederiks of Hollywood catalog and send it to her at #99.
6.Call for info on starting up a Girl Scout troop. Send it to #95 Maple.
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10-04-2008, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by madness410
that would be cool. haha who knows. all of these are good ideas especially the aids one. I was thinking of taking a duke in a bag and taping it under her car so it would seep into the passenger compartment and she will never know where it's coming from. idk how well that would work.
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If she leaves her car open, throw a few minnows under the driver and passenger seats. Remember, it's about causing mayhem without doing anything you can be sued or prosecuted for.
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10-04-2008, 05:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1972LT1
Aaaaaaah yes, the old roofie-colada. I've said it before and I'll say it again....
If the HO lives at 100 Maple Ave........
1.Send for info on erectile dysfunction. Have it sent to #98 Maple.
2.Look in the back of your favorite adult mag for the offer of "free porn just give us your address" Have it sent to #103 & 109 addressed to her.
3.Call your local town hall and ask for info,and ordinances/laws about farm animals. Have it sent to #93 Maple addressed to her.
4.Condom companies send out free samples....send them to #106 Maple addressed to her.
5. Order a Frederiks of Hollywood catalog and send it to her at #99.
6.Call for info on starting up a Girl Scout troop. Send it to #95 Maple.
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seems like youve had a bit of practice. If you want to have fun with her go ahead but i hope she doesnt know your a member here and check the site... girls love to check up on people
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10-04-2008, 06:59 AM
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seems like youve had a bit of practice. If you want to have fun with her go ahead but i hope she doesnt know your a member here and check the site... girls love to check up on people
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hahahahaha
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10-04-2008, 07:53 AM
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well theres always the good ol' Tow truck driver pranks...lets see...
take the car around the corner
switch 2 of your friends cars
use the lock out tools to get in the car and put hay or horse feed all over, then take streamers and put them all over the car and dump water/piss on them so they stick, then stuff the tail pipe with confetti.
take the valve cores out of the valve stems and put the cap back on so the air doesn't
come out fast.
post it notes ALL OVER THE CAR that all say whore
dog **** under the door handles
human **** under the door handles
have her car towed to her job and just leave it there
duct tape her cat preferably to a ceiling fan
poke a hole in her gas tank
thats about all i can think of now
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10-04-2008, 12:16 PM
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i would definitely coat hanger a bunker head (fish) to the exhaust or do what 1972LT1 was saying with mailing crap to neighbors. thats just too funny.
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10-04-2008, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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I shrunk wrap my friends ford exploder before... good hour and a half to get it all off after everything was said and done.....
I would def do this one cause its relatively cheap and efficient
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10-04-2008, 02:54 PM
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11 Second Club
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Location: Edison, NJ
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**** on her chest.
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10-04-2008, 03:03 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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10-04-2008, 03:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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you guys are seriously screwed up in the head and need feaking checkups.
i'm sure your parents would be proud....
Nothing but amateurs....
Get the plastic wrap they use for pallet machines....and wrap her car in it. Quicker than shrink wrapping it.....and you can leave notes in between that she can see....
H.D. 12" zip ties on the drive shaft (or smaller ones on the CV shaft)
Wire a metal pipe under her car to drag as she's driving.
pour 5 qts of oil under her car and have someone tell her her car is leaking....
wait til winter and rub grease all over her tires.
freeze a can of shaving cream. 2 days later put it in her car with a small pin hole in the bottom. Maybe 2-3....aim them at the interior.....
expanding foam in the exhaust pipe....DOWN the exhaust pipe
a dozen marbles in the exhaust pipe down to the mufflahs (or ball bearings)
Valve stem - just loosen it up and put the cap back on. Its gotta be SLOW.....
smear vaseline on her glass....all the way around (wear gloves so there's no fingerprints left)
Make a design in bologna on her hood in the summer....let it sit overnight.
jack up her car and leave it on blocks.....put the wheels inside.
order things for her at work c/o her boss
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10-04-2008, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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haha some of these are good. i dont want to destroy anything of hers...her father is a really good guy and i really respect him but he raised his daughter spoiled as sheeeeet. so if something happens to her car, you know whose paying for it...daddy.
the dog poop on the door handle is a real good possibility for the future 
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10-04-2008, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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idk is an 87 camaro iroc z faster than a 2008 scion tc? LOL
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10-04-2008, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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Originally Posted by madness410
the dog poop on the door handle is a real good possibility for the future |
Then its settled.
THE POO DOLLAR....left under the wiper blade.....
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10-04-2008, 11:39 PM
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Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of sardines in oil. Crack it open and pour the oil in the cowl vent. Every time she turns on the air,heat or defroster....nasty fish smell.
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10-05-2008, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1972LT1
Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of sardines in oil. Crack it open and pour the oil in the cowl vent. Every time she turns on the air,heat or defroster....nasty fish smell.
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Ahh...this too works....as well as a hand full of UNCLEANED, sea fish (salt water fish somehow stink more than fresh water fish, at least to me) and do the same, other than just put them WHOLE in there (just sneak them in the cowl or in where the cabin air filter is )
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