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		|  04-01-2011, 01:51 PM | #1 |  
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			So two girls decided to mess with every1s door on my floor last night and werent too good at covering up their tracks so now its time to get them back. What's the best pranks that have been pulled on you?
		 
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		|  04-01-2011, 02:56 PM | #2 |  
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			how about take the high road and tell someone in charge.    |  
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		|  04-01-2011, 02:58 PM | #3 |  
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			Take a can of shaving cream, use a knife, insert slit in can, quickly cover with finger, open door to girls room, scream fire in the hole, throw can in, hold door shut. 
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		|  04-01-2011, 03:11 PM | #4 |  
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			This morning one of my housemates had a field day with a bunch of us.
 My bedroom door opens in and he newspaper-ed a nice wall on the other side of it, so when I opened it, I couldn't see out/get out of the room without ripping down the newspaper. There was a [square-laundry-bucket-thing] full of water on the other side of the wall--that I would have stepped in if I had tore through it, rather than cautiously taken the newspapers down piece-by-piece.  Bastard.
 
 
 Other good pranks:
 saran wrap below the toilet seat--great when you're not the one who has to clean it up.
 salt on the toothbrush.
 cocoa-butter on the doorhandles
 poop-dollar
 refurnishing rooms
 newspaper'ing someone's room/office top-to-bottom.
 
 Done a lot of the above. Prank wars are great.
 
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		|  04-01-2011, 04:26 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by NastyEllEssWon  how about take the high road and tell someone in charge.   |  Problem is, these girls are good friends with the R.A. and someone saw him out in the halls while they were doing it, so he knew what they were doing, so we feel like we have a "free pass" to do whatever the **** we want lol. 
 
So far, we've made up a mix of egg yokes, blue cheese, and sour milk and put it in their microwave so that the smell slowly spreads throughout the room for the next couple of days.
		 
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		|  04-01-2011, 04:48 PM | #6 |  
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			Seran wrapping the toilet ftw!
		 
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		|  04-01-2011, 04:53 PM | #7 |  
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			arsenic on the tops of free soda cans u give them
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		|  04-01-2011, 05:05 PM | #8 |  
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					Originally Posted by V  arsenic on the tops of free soda cans u give them |  sick bastard   
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		|  04-01-2011, 05:21 PM | #9 |  
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			brownies/cokies whatever they can't resist......w/ epicach (think thats how u spell it)epicach is a liquid that when used (only a small drop directly to tongue) will make you vomit immediatly & w/out control...
 huge mess+ them cleaning it up+your satisfaction=win
 
 p.s. its safe to use.
 
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		|  04-01-2011, 05:26 PM | #10 |  
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		|  04-01-2011, 06:48 PM | #11 |  
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			saran wrap their doorframe.
		 
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		|  04-01-2011, 07:04 PM | #12 |  
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			saran wrap their door up to the top of the jamb, leave it really loose, then pour it full of packing peanuts.  wait for door to open and enjoy
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		|  04-01-2011, 07:52 PM | #13 |  
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			im still a fan of the bear trap
		 
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		|  04-01-2011, 10:01 PM | #14 |  
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			my absolute fAv is:Baby powder in their blowdryers  very funny!!!
 
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		|  04-01-2011, 10:10 PM | #15 |  
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			glue their shoes to the floor....or rub your balls on their tooth brushes  
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		|  04-03-2011, 07:34 PM | #16 |  
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			My buddy and I made it to the hotel before my bro and his friend this weekend and the doors were left open because we pre-arranged a late check in. We had separate rooms so we went in there's and messed up the one bed and threw a condom on it. My bro was on the phone within seconds calling the front office    |  
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		|  04-10-2011, 10:54 PM | #17 |  
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			An old favorite of mine was to take the shower head off, drop in a jolly rancher (or another hard candy) and reattach. No matter how much you shower, you still have a sticky sugary film on you...
		 
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		|  04-10-2011, 10:56 PM | #18 |  
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					Originally Posted by 3rdGenHardtop  An old favorite of mine was to take the shower head off, drop in a jolly rancher (or another hard candy) and reattach. No matter how much you shower, you still have a sticky sugary film on you... |  We used to do the same thing, only we would dump a couple of packets of koolaid in the shower head.
 
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		|  04-11-2011, 08:56 AM | #19 |  
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			You guys are ruthless, lol.
		 
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		|  04-13-2011, 11:24 AM | #20 |  
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			murder them... they'll probably think twice about pranking you again
		 
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