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12-15-2005, 02:08 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
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The Best Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
This has to be tried...and the more the merrier.
Priceless...my kind of baking these days...
BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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12-15-2005, 04:41 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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sounds like fun
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12-15-2005, 05:32 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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I make those cookies all the time.
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12-15-2005, 05:56 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Are you gonna do my dishes afterwards?
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12-15-2005, 06:56 PM
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15 Second Club
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gonna have to try those
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12-15-2005, 07:05 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,077
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just dont do any real cooking.
We all know about james and fire...
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12-15-2005, 08:08 PM
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that's hilarious...
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12-15-2005, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wayne, NJ
Posts: 2,131
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substitute tequila with wodka and you got a hell of a recipe
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12-15-2005, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: south jersey
Posts: 484
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12secondv6
This has to be tried...and the more the merrier.
Priceless...my kind of BAKING these days...
BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
1 OZ of fine dank herb
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there you go i made the cookies even better
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12-15-2005, 08:49 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,473
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Those are some complicated instructions James. Think you could remember them all while you are in the kitchen?
- Justin
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12-15-2005, 08:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wayne, NJ
Posts: 2,131
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he wouldn't. he'll be like.............uhhhhhh sample the tequila...*sip* ewwwwwww and he'll throw up....and forget the instructions.
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12-15-2005, 10:25 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokingSS
just dont do any real cooking.
We all know about james and fire...
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I wear my full fire gear now when I cook!
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12-15-2005, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
Posts: 5,162
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12secondv6
I wear my full fire gear now when I cook!
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when you re-light the hot water heater too, I bet
~Ted
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