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09-29-2004, 02:54 PM
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Our kids are better then normal he is a superhero. why would she want a normal kid who cant save the world or anything else cool that superheros do?
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09-29-2004, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
- Justin
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09-29-2004, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by twiztidz28
Our kids are better then normal he is a superhero. why would she want a normal kid who cant save the world or anything else cool that superheros do?
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hmmm...
normal kid - gets good grades in school, isn't a hassle to take care of, etc.
Special Lad - runs the 1/4 mile in 20 minutes on a good day, on a bad day (which means he slips on his drool) that goes to 40 minutes. goes to "school" which is really just a job placement program, and he bags groceries in a supermarket for the rest of his life.
which one would you like to have?
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09-29-2004, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
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i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this  do you?
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09-29-2004, 03:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by twiztidz28
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by superblonde
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Originally Posted by twiztidz28
ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.
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I am so proud of our retarded son... 
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I could give you a nice kid that won't look like this:
all ya gotta do is just drive up here and lemme 
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Hey back off of wifey  . we are happ ywith our super special kids so stop hound-dogin. 
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come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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great now i've become the f-body whore...
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09-29-2004, 03:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
- Justin
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i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this  do you?
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Oh my...the propositions
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09-29-2004, 03:04 PM
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i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...
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09-29-2004, 03:06 PM
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i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...
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We use to battle on chaos with the photoshops. jsut wait till i install it on my computer at home this weekend. I got some ideas that people will either kill me for or piss their pants laughing at.
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09-29-2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by superblonde
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
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i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this  do you?
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Oh my...the propositions 
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come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can
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09-29-2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...
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09-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by superblonde
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
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i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this  do you?
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Oh my...the propositions 
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come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can 
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Did you post your pic on the board...? Just curious
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09-29-2004, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by superblonde
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.
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Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?
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i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this  do you?
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Oh my...the propositions 
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come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can 
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Well if you want to get technical i wasnt the one who took that picture :finger: 8)
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09-29-2004, 04:09 PM
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Did you post your pic on the board...? Just curious
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*Pic removed*
So I'll be nice and take that out, since you look like a serial killer or something in that one....
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09-29-2004, 04:11 PM
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09-29-2004, 05:49 PM
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man, do i look good....
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09-29-2004, 07:47 PM
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man, do i look good.... 
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lol not too shabby
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yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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09-29-2004, 08:08 PM
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edit:
to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant.
(and that's saying a lot coming from me)
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09-29-2004, 08:10 PM
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man, do i look good.... 
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lol not too shabby
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thank you
i used to wrestle and play football in high school...i'm still in decent shape from that, and i graduated 2 1/2 years ago.
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09-29-2004, 08:45 PM
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guns?
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09-29-2004, 08:47 PM
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damn, you're arrogant.
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nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).
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09-29-2004, 08:48 PM
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guns? 
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i should jack you up for associating with that ricer at the meet
j/k man
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09-29-2004, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by TalkingGoat
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to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant.
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nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).
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dude i know, i was kidding too. you don't need to spell out sarcasm for me, i was a master of it while you were still in diapers in the late 90's  young'uns
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09-29-2004, 08:51 PM
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yeah, so any of the ladies who want to help bring me out of my depression, hit me up on AIM. otherwise i'll be  for a long time.
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09-29-2004, 08:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TalkingGoat
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
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Originally Posted by TalkingGoat
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to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant.
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nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).
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dude i know, i was kidding too. you don't need to spell out sarcasm for me, i was a master of it while you were still in diapers in the late 90's  young'uns 
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late '90s? try mid '80s.
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09-29-2004, 08:54 PM
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late '90s? try mid '80s.
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it was another joke. jesus christ. I'm gonna have to start putting "it's a joke" on every post i make.
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