My job gets stranger every day...

[skorpion317]

Originally Posted by Mister_Johnny99

That's just Roger.
You've never seen him before?
He's been walkin' the steets of Pompton for years.

seen him before, but he hasn't been in the store for a while.

[BigAls87Z28]

Reminds me of when I worked at R&S, there was this HUGE drag queen. It had to be 8ft tall. It looked like Howard Stern, and was earing a electric green lepord mini skirt, saggy tank top, and TONS of make up.
I looked up at it, and did one of these and then ran back to my boss's office and told him to go take care of the thing at the counter. We were looking at it from the CCTV camera, and it was so tall that you could only see from its neck down!! AHHH!!
If I had staid at the counter, I would have laughed my ass off and probably would have been fired.

[Tru2Chevy]

I work at the Call Center for Educational Testing Service.

When I used to work for the TOEFL dept (Test of English as a Foreign Language), I received this e-mail from a candidate who wanted to take the test:

Your aid is an interest to me.Please send all me the information and application forms so that Imay apply.Enclosed is a self-addressed stam ped envelope for your convenience. Thank you for your assistance.

And yes, that is exactly how it was written.

I also had a woman who wanted a free file correction because she (somehow) entered her copy machine code number instead of her social security number on her registration form.

Some people......

- Justin

[DaytonaDan]

Originally Posted by mesagsxbkr

Hey dan, do you work at the starbucks on cedar grove in somerset? I am usually at that one...

yes i just transfered there alittle over a month ago, i'm always there tues and thurs night and wed from 10 to 630, alternating one day on the weekend as well.

[DaytonaDan]

Originally Posted by JPiZZiJP

mesagsxbkr, I'm at the one on Cedar Grove all the time myself... my best friend lives in Somerset, so I take Cedar Grove lane to get to his house. Are you m or f? cause I saw 2 chicks outside the starbucks there once grilling me when i drove into the strip mall, and grilling me again when i left like, about a week ago. If that was you, see the avatar, that's my car.

~Joe

its disappointing, i dont see too many f-bodies around somerset bucks, actually i dont see too many spectacular cars at all...not like princeton atleast... although u do get the runoff of the ricers from the area. a few nights ago there was this civic with so many neon lights on it drivin thru the parkin lot i actually had to go to the window...it was almost mesmerizing...like a lava lamp

[foff667]

Originally Posted by skorpion317

one of the best pictures and stories i've ever seen/heard goes like this:

A woman was driving her 1997 Ford Explorer around when she noticed a grinding noise when she stepped on the brakes. She didn't quite know what this meant, so she drove to her local auto repair shop to find out what the problem was. When the mechanic took the wheels off to investigate, he found quite a shock....

The woman had no brake pads left. Not only that, she didn't have them for a LOOOONG time. It was just metal grinding on metal. The brake rotor was cut horribly. It had about 1/2 to 3/4" deep grooves cut into it. It looked like a slot car race track. I used to have a picture of it, but i can't find it now. I'll keep looking and hopefully i'll find it and put it up here.

omg that sounds like my moms 88 blazer, she wanted me to fix her brakes one weekend so i take off the pass wheel to find he had no pad left, the rotor was trashed completely...guess i know why the truck was pulling so badly lol... ended up replacing the rotors, calipers, pads, brake lines...i felt like hittin her in the head that day dumbass.