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06-08-2008, 12:48 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Stoopid things I get axed while in the AMX
"Is that a Camaro?"-Dumb azz fat kid at Sunoco today...I physically made him count all the references to "AMX" or "Javelin" I have on the car.
"Is that street legal?" -Idiot at 7-11. No man, I just busted outa the pen, stole the car from a racing team, and I'm grabbing a Slurpee before making my escape to Mexico.
"Do you race at Englishtown?" -Many dumb dumbs. Yep, with 245/40/18 front tires, and 295/35/18 rear tires, and a paint scheme that pays homage to the AMC Trans Am teams, I def look set up for the drags...NOT!!!
"Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism.
"Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camaro?" above.
"Who made American Motors' cars?"-Weenie at Burger King. I dunno...maybe American Motors made American Motors' cars?
"What engine is in it? A 360? Oh, it has a Dodge engine!" -Many boneheads. Yeah, I have a Dodge 360, The 390 powered AMCs have Ford engines, and the 401 powered AMCs have Buick engines.
"Wow, you have Nawzzzz?"- F&F watching foos. Yeah, I used to have Nitrous, but I got rid of it for Nawzzzz.
Un-f'n-believable.
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-08-2008, 12:54 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,923
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lol
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2000 Trans Am WS6
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06-08-2008, 07:29 AM
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Power Member / Load Driver
Join Date: May 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 2,016
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this is funny....... its almost here's your sign worthy!
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I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
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06-08-2008, 07:48 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 795
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Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"
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06-08-2008, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chevyt454
Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"
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so throw a big ass turbo on it and call it "stock" 
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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06-08-2008, 07:57 AM
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Lord of the rings / 10 Second Club / Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Millstone Township, NJ
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you know people are idiots....but throw in the mix a very unique car and what do you expect?
Do you think ricers and the like are reading up about old AMC's when they have nothing to do? Nawww they are reading the latest import tuner mag and salivating about the intake test that gained 3rwhp and lost a little tq for $400.
-Brian
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06-08-2008, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Vernon NJ
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lol
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06-08-2008, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Hawthorne NJ
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rofl this makes me want to ask you some stOOpid questions about your "mustang." I'm sure I have a lot...
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06-08-2008, 04:56 PM
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Power Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Milford NJ
Posts: 1,526
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
"Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism.
"Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camaro?" above.
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cardboard! HA! 
i had a guy say "nice stang" to me once 
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Last edited by //<86TA>\\; 05-04-2011 at 06:42 PM.
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06-08-2008, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hopewell jct ny
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what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all
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06-08-2008, 08:47 PM
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Power Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Milford NJ
Posts: 1,526
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twozs
ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all
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newbs... 
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06-08-2008, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,623
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Quote:
Originally Posted by //<86TA>\\
newbs... |
anybody know of the nearest bomb shelter????
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06-08-2008, 09:07 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twozs
what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all
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Once more, from the top..."CAMARO" is spelled C-A-M-A-R-O. "Camaro" is spelled C-A-M-E-R-O. Similar, but different. Just like "where" and "wear," "steel" and "steal," "mike and "mic," etc. etc. etc. etc...
And if you still don't get it, here are some visual references:
Here's a Camaro tool box:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/COLLE...spagenameZWDVW
Here's a 67 Camaro diecast:
http://cgi.ebay.com/1967-Camaro_W0QQ...QQcmdZViewItem
Here's a 4th Gen Camaro ricer body kit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/98-02...spagenameZWDVW
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-08-2008, 09:07 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Old Bridge
Posts: 194
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twozs
what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all
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Oh the ironing...
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06-08-2008, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: clarksburg
Posts: 151
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chevyt454
Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"
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i am also surrounded by ricers, if any of you want to ruin them, they meet at the dunkin' donuts near 6 flags every Friday at 8 or 9 o' clock. i laugh at them as they pretend to be the fast and the furious down the road getting beat by minivans.
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06-08-2008, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Arm pit of the world... NJ
Posts: 2,676
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NumberTwo
Oh the ironing...
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Shirts or pants?
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06-08-2008, 09:17 PM
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Power Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Milford NJ
Posts: 1,526
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Featherburner
Shirts or pants?
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Last edited by //<86TA>\\; 05-04-2011 at 06:43 PM.
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06-08-2008, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hopewell jct ny
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dude i call my car "the retard magnet" every ******* in the universe migrates his or her way to it and asks the most inane questions or comments about the magnet.embrace it if you didn't want the attention you'd be driving a hornet or a gremlin x or maybe an ambassador or even a matador
Last edited by twozs; 06-08-2008 at 09:59 PM.
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06-08-2008, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: hopewell jct ny
Posts: 52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
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OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw how's that javiline you drive
Last edited by twozs; 06-08-2008 at 10:16 PM.
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06-08-2008, 10:11 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twozs
OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw hows that javiline you drive
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It's a Mustang, not a Javiline.
- Justin
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06-08-2008, 10:14 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twozs
OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw hows that javiline you drive
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I've never heard of a "Javiline." But I have heard of a "Javlin."
Here are some examples:
Javlin slot car:
http://cgi.ebay.com/AURORA-AFX-JAVLI...QQcmdZViewItem
Javlin turn signal cam:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/69-70...spagenameZWD1V
Javlin carpet:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CARPE...spagenameZWD1V
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-08-2008, 10:31 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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And let us not forget my classic poem "Camaro:"
Camaro! Camaro!
My favorite pony car
Camaro! Camaro!
You will always be a star!
Camaro! Camaro!
Ricers always eat your dust.
Camaro! Camaro!
As pretty as a nice, big, bust!
Camaro! Camaro!
You always rule the street!
Camaro! Camaro!
Your legend can't be beat!
Camaro! Camaro!
You were gone, but you're coming back.
Camaro Camaro!
Soon you'll be ready for the attack!
Camaro! Camaro!
I spell your name with an "E."
Camaro! Camaro!
Whoever doesn't like it, CAN BITE ME!!!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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06-08-2008, 10:31 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,341
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NumberTwo
Oh the ironing...
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wait is it supposed to be ironing or were you shooting for irony? either way haha.
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06-08-2008, 10:53 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: coumbia. nj
Posts: 1,317
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this thread made my day. =D
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06-08-2008, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Shreveport Louisianna Barksdale AFB
Posts: 1,415
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HAHA here are some examples!!!
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 1985 383 Camaro-nothing special I promise 
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