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10-05-2010, 01:08 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Everything I Needed to Know In Life I Learned From the Fast and the Furious.
Probably old. Still funny.
Everything I Needed to Know In Life I Learned From the Fast and the Furious:
1. You need NAWS. Two bottles. The big ones.
2. It ain't how you stand by your car, it's how big the wing is.
3. The buster brings you back.
4. You can have any beer, as long as it's Corona.
5. If the road suddenly narrows, drive under a truck.
6. Practice pre-race skills with Gran Turismo.
7. Even the cops in L.A. are Hollywood.
8. No one likes the tuna.
9. Big wing = big speed.
10. Amateurs don't use NAWS.
11. Never narc nobody.
12. Stickers, stickers, stickers.
13. Winning's winning.
14. Stand alone fuel management system.
15. Break her heart, get neck broke.
16. Leopard-skin pants make you badass.
17. Live life a quarter mile at a time (-17 seconds).
18. L.A. cops respond to one emergency at a time with the entire police force.
19. You can never have enough foglights.
20. Only asians, latinos, and blacks street-race; everyone else is an undercover cop.
21. Win race, get threesome.
22. Shooting a MAC-11 from a motorcycle isn't easy.
23. Ramming a charger with a motorcycle hurts.
24. Oil tastes bad.
25. Pizza boys don't like street racers.
26. Stay out of asian turf and don't sleep with their sisters.
27. The Fed with the loudest voice can pin it on whoever he wants.
28. Stealing Apex DVD players is lucrative.
29. The proper display of affection with a bald man is kissing his head.
30. Cuban restaurants are called 'Cha-Cha-Cha'.
31. Truckers never carry guns (almost).
32. Truckers don't know how to use brakes.
33. It's not a color unless it begins with neon.
34. Car part stores give Lightnings to delivery boys.
35. Fire bursting from tail pipe indicates speed.
36. High-pitched buzzing exhaust indicates speed.
37. Single winshield-wiper? Ditto.
38. Hoods and bodykits do not need paint.
39. It's not the train that gets you, its the truck.
40. Ugly paint is not a bad way to spend $10,000.
41. Overuse of nitrous makes the floorboard fall off.
42. Dual tailpipes are good, quad tailpipes are better.
43. CAI adds 50 hp.
44. Exhaust adds 150 hp.
45. If you scream "NAWS!", it will explode.
46. Ferarris are more than you can afford, pal.
47. You can beat any car if you say "Smoke 'em" before you run.
48. Any scrap-heap can be made race-ready in under a week if the parts are ordered from Ja-pan.
49. Computer-controlled nitrous kits require a laptop.
50. Owning a supressed MAC-11 is a minor weapons violation.
51. And whatever you do, don't blow the welds on the intake manifold.
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10-05-2010, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Sicklerville, NJ (South Jersey)
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I've never seen them listed this way haha. Had me loling reliving the movie moments. Nice find.
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10-05-2010, 01:54 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
Probably old. Still funny.
Everything I Needed to Know In Life I Learned From the Fast and the Furious:
8. No one likes the tuna.
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don't know what spurred it, but my friend has been using that line all weekend. Whenever I said something he disagreed with he would say "bull****, no one likes the tuna here." I lol'd a few times he did it.
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Quote:
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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10-05-2010, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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nice list lol
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10-05-2010, 03:31 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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48. Any scrap-heap can be made race-ready in under a week if the parts are ordered from Ja-pan.
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overnighted if you have to 
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10-05-2010, 03:52 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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45. If you scream "NAWS!", it will explode.
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my fav of all time
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1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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10-05-2010, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Blackwood/Laurel Springs
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Prior to my current knowledge of cars, I actually acted like I knew about cars due to the fast and the furious...i've actually used the "blow the welds on the intake" line I believe back when I was in 7th grade. 
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2001 Trans Am WS6 6 speed - forged 6.0 with a stock cam and a rough idle
1994 Trans Am GT 6 speed - (sold)
1987 Camaro Iroc-Z - flintstone car(sold)
1992 Camaro RS - slow 305 6 speed (sold)
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Originally Posted by camaro2you
What is a opti?
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10-05-2010, 04:56 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spina74
.i've actually used the "blow the welds on the intake" line I believe back when I was in 7th grade. |
oh god i feel old...
i remember watching a bootleg of that movie(before it was out on DVD) in my SS.
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10-05-2010, 05:48 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by V
oh god i feel old...
i remember watching a bootleg of that movie(before it was out on DVD) in my SS.
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"com-put-ers?"
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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10-05-2010, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Columbia
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#20. Bwahahahaha
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10-05-2010, 07:24 PM
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Ebearnezer Scrooge/Power Member/Lips
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Hamilton, Mercer county
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
28. Stealing Apex DVD players is lucrative.
40. Ugly paint is not a bad way to spend $10,000.
47. You can beat any car if you say "Smoke 'em" before you run.
50. Owning a supressed MAC-11 is a minor weapons violation.
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10-05-2010, 07:28 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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16. Leopard-skin pants make you badass. - check
21. Win race, get threesome. - check
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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10-05-2010, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Blackwood/Laurel Springs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by V
oh god i feel old...
i remember watching a bootleg of that movie(before it was out on DVD) in my SS.
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That was 2 years after the movie came out, I was in 5th grade at the time....jeez I feel you with the time going fast
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2001 Trans Am WS6 6 speed - forged 6.0 with a stock cam and a rough idle
1994 Trans Am GT 6 speed - (sold)
1987 Camaro Iroc-Z - flintstone car(sold)
1992 Camaro RS - slow 305 6 speed (sold)
Quote:
Originally Posted by camaro2you
What is a opti?
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