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02-20-2006, 10:23 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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The Birds and the Bees - Modern Version
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you
will need to find out anyway!"
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded
room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your
Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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02-20-2006, 10:39 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
Posts: 5,799
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2019 Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro ... M6, Voodoo Blue Fun Machine
1987 Pontiac Trans Am ... 305 TPI, T5, Project Car
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02-20-2006, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perth Amboy
Posts: 2,307
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that's hilarious!!!!!!!!
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Billy
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Originally Posted by 88ta5spd
BTW - Bottles are for babies, real men get blown. that is all
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- R.I.P. Buddy List 1/21/06 - 5/3/06...we knew you well.
- Pancake Bunny Club Member #1 
- F the Plane! - Member #3
I979CamaroDiva: im in my own little zoon
I979CamaroDiva: zone even
lostsoul1006: lmao
I979CamaroDiva: wtf is a zoon
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02-20-2006, 04:35 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
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haha
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02-20-2006, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,530
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lmao that was great
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02-21-2006, 02:34 AM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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booo hissss! justin=geek! 
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- Founder of the bunny
- Pancake Bunny Club Member #3
OG!
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02-21-2006, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing/Rowan University
Posts: 991
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haha thats a good one!!
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they call me the nutcracker  but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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02-21-2006, 10:23 AM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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my parents told me i came from space station?!
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02-21-2006, 10:28 AM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
Posts: 8,684
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insert floppy
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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02-21-2006, 03:49 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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Hah, Jake gets the floppy inserted... I knew it!!!
jake = floppy drive
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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