the recipe for a good vacation

[BonzoHansen]

Originally Posted by JL8Jeff

First off, Coors Light doesn't have any alcohol in it so you're two 30 packs short right there!

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That is whishful thinking you see there. The master plan - find girls, give them coors light....

[Knipps]

I need a "good vacation"

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by Knipps

I need a "good vacation"

arent you in college? you can do that anytime u please

[Knipps]

I start school tuesday, and once that happens I'm not going to have much free time

Biochemistry, Physiology/Pathophysiology, Pharmaceutics, etc.

[cdacda13]

Originally Posted by Tsar

Would you be willing to do my math homework for me?

As long as it doesn't involve any letters, I'm good at math. But I failed the last math class I took.

[Slow96LT1]

get 2 - 1/2 keg of bud light and be done with it i took two 30 pack between 3 people just to go to beatstock sunday

[Savage_Messiah]

Originally Posted by cdacda13

30 beers plus 30 beers plus 12 beers equals 72 beers.
72 divided by 3 people is 24 beers a person.
24 beers a person divided by 4 day/nights (not counting Thursday) is 6 beers a person each day/night.

4 days= 96 hours
A good nights sleep (which you shouldn't be getting, but for the sake of the problem, I'll include) is 8 hours. 8 hours sleep times 4 days is 32 hours.
96 hours minus 32 hours is 64 hours left for partying.
64 hours times 2 beers an hour times 3 people is equal to 372 beers.

12 ounces of beer is equal to 1.5 ounces of 80 proof alcohol.
(Jager is 70 proof, Captain is 70 proof, and the vodka I'm guessing is 80 proof. For the sake of me not wanting to blow my mind, all will be considered 80 proof.)
1.75 liters times 2 bottles is 3.5 liters.
3.5 liters plus .75 liters of jager is 4.25 liters.
1 liter is about 33.5 ounces.
4.25 liters times 33.5 ounces is 142.375 ounces.
142.375 divided by 1.5 ounces is about 95 drinks equal to one beer.

72 beers plus 95 alcohol beverages equal to one beer is 167 alcoholic drinks.

372 alcoholic drinks need minus the 167 alcoholic drinks you have leaves you
205 drinks short of a great vacation.

Numbers don't lie, you're way short.

You are the ****ing man!

[Knipps]

We should have him do the math for a "good" night at Paul's

[cdacda13]

Originally Posted by Knipps

We should have him do the math for a "good" night at Paul's

You're going have to buy me dinner and a movie first.

Throw the numbers out, if I have some time on my hands (which I was do) I toss out the worked numbers.

[V]

there are never any set numbers for my gatherings, people or alcohol. kegs, large assortment of hard liquor, wines, 30s 18 packs, 6 packs etc. last gathering was est. 65 people, we kicked 2 kegs by 1am-ish and a 5 gallon cooler of jungle juice was gone just about, plus they went through 3-4 30 packs and a few bottles of alcohol. i think my so-co and jack got kicked(the big bottle) grey goose, gold schlager, and jager need to be restocked for the next gathering.

[cdacda13]

Originally Posted by SmokingSS

there are never any set numbers for my gatherings, people or alcohol. kegs, large assortment of hard liquor, wines, 30s 18 packs, 6 packs etc. last gathering was est. 65 people, we kicked 2 kegs by 1am-ish and a 5 gallon cooler of jungle juice was gone just about, plus they went through 3-4 30 packs and a few bottles of alcohol. i think my so-co and jack got kicked(the big bottle) grey goose, gold schlager, and jager need to be restocked for the next gathering.

65 people times 2 drinks times 9 hours (8 pm to 5 am) = 1170 drinks
A full keg is equal to 15.5 gallons.
15.5 times two kegs equals 31 gallons.
31 gallons times 128 ounces equals 3968 ounces
3968 ounces divided by 12 ounces equals about 331 alcoholic drinks of beer.
331 plus 120 beers equals 451 alcoholic drinks of beer.

With jungle juice recipes varying so much depending on the person, I can not calculate at the time.

Goldschläger is 87 proof, Jager 70 proof, Grey Goose is 80 proof, So-co I'll call 80 proof (although it comes in many different proofs) and JD is 80. (Again, for the sake of me not wanting to kill myself, all will be considered 80 proof anyway.)
.75 liters times two (Goldschlager and jager) equals 1.5 liters
The goose is .375 liters.
1.5 liters of JD plus 1 liter of So-co (I'm guessing here on the size) plus .375 plus 1.5 = 4.375 liters
4.375 liters times 33.5 ounces equals 146.5625 ounces.
146.5625 divided by 1.5 ounces equals 97 drinks.

451 plus 97 equals 548 drinks.

Without the recipe to the jungle juice, the problem will remain incomplete.

[V]

the jungle juice had 2 handles of vodka

plus there were mikes, at leats 30 drank, 6's of yuengling, bud select, and heinekin too, plus cans of bud... yea, there was a lot of alcohol... even the cops were offered some.

[GP99GT]

im...alive....