Pennsyltucky is starting to scare me...
I stopped at the Morrisville Pennsyltucky 7-11 on my way into work today, and I noticed a flyer on the window advertising a "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL!" Ummmm...should this REALLY be something advertised in public???? Whatta they gonna have next? A "DELIVERANCE DAY?" I think I'm gonna be careful traveling around this berg, especially at night, and especially by the trailer parks! And for those that don't believe me about these Cornholin' Pennyltucky Hillbillies, they even have a website! Check out www.buckscountycornhole.com
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South jerz is scary... glad central is better.
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and north is FTW as always.
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Lemme get this straight. If I stop of at INTERCOURSE (Penn.) and I go into a local bar, I could ask a sweet young thing that as long as we're both in a sexual sounding place, would she like do a little cornhole'n:moon:, and I wouldn't get into trouble?:orlyflag:
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Oh Come on, Pa is Great!
This past weekend was the Wollie Worn Festival... and the Wollie ones are predicting a mild winter too! Worms and Groundhogs for gathering all your weather needs. |
I heard about this on the radio...I heard frosty was the head cornholer
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At first the way you spoke of it i thought something sexual and was like ewww dam. Still sounds bery wierd
didnt know that was the name o that game. It is pretty fun to play toss bag into hole wen i was 5 o well |
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Just say a new sign put up by Snipes Farm out here in Pennsyltucky. It reads: "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL! HOG CALLIN'! SQUARE DANCIN'! SISTER KISSIN'! STUMP JUMPIN'! BANJO PICKIN'! COME ONE, COME ALL! Admission is 1$ for every tooth in yer head." So, I guess most peeps will be gettin' in for about 3 bux...
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