MORE! MORE! MORE! Camaro sightings!

[unstable bob gable]

Wow, ubg had AT LEAST 3 more Camaro sightings today, without getting off his couch! Speed showed an episode of "Bullrun," and there is a 1st gen Camaro competing in it. And they showed a Castrol Earl commercial that has a 4th gen Camaro getting hit with sludge. Then there was a Year One commercial that showed a 1st gen Camaro as well. There might have also been a 2nd gen Camaro shown on that show with that ride moochin' doosh with the big moustache, but ubg was dozin' off, so he doesn't remember.

[ib4200]

why do you speak in turd(gen) person

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by ib4200

why do you speak in turd(gen) person

ubg speaks in the turd person aspect so then there won't be any doubt as to who is telling the narrative. FOR EXAMPLE: "I saw a turd gen Camaro." Who is "I"? You? Me? CBRRRRRR Mike? Tsar Vittles? Diva Camaro? Larry Fine? WHO? NOW, try this: "ubg saw a turd gen Camaro." WHO saw the turd gen Camaro? ubg! NO DOUBT ABOUDIT!

[baddest434]

Originally Posted by ib4200

why do you speak in turd(gen) person

it's the voices in his head. after all he is unstable

[1QWIKBIRD]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

ubg speaks in the turd person aspect so then there won't be any doubt as to who is telling the narrative. FOR EXAMPLE: "I saw a turd gen Camaro." Who is "I"? You? Me? CBRRRRRR Mike? Tsar Vittles? Diva Camaro? Larry Fine? WHO? NOW, try this: "ubg saw a turd gen Camaro." WHO saw the turd gen Camaro? ubg! NO DOUBT ABOUDIT!

1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant, annoying and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window.

1QWIKBIRD lives in central NJ, Hamilton Twp., Mercer County. The opinions expressed herein may not reflect that of NJFBOA their sponsors or management. 1QWIKBIRD approves this message.

[sweetbmxrider]

[myfoot2020]

....haaaa it's spelled CAMARO! red neck.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by myfoot2020

....haaaa it's spelled CAMARO! red neck.

welcome to the forum, he does it on purpose, read the forum before you talk ****

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by 1QWIKBIRD

1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant, annoying and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window.

OK, letz bust this one down, ubg style:

"1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant,"

So, you consider arrogance to be a bad thing, there, sweety? Well, let ubg click off some other so called "arrogant" figures:

Muhammad Ali, Evel Knievel, Joe Nameth, Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Tito Ortiz, Ty Cobb, Gen'l Patton, Tony Stewart, most of the WWE, etc etc etc. Now, if you have a battle to be won, or a fight to be won, or a game to be won, or a race to be won...ANYTHING needed to be won, are you gonna cry about "arrogance" like a limp wrist, panty waist, BOO HOO HOO, or are you gonna give the ball, puck, bullets, etc to the BAD AZZ ARROGANT MUTHA ****A who's gonna defeat that enemy, burn 'em to ashes, and then BURN THE ASHES?!?! [OK, little man, you can come out from under the bed now. ubg is through saying scary ARROGANT things for the moment!]

"annoying,"

Well, if you find ubg annoying, then his magic mojo is workin' OVAH TIME! Thanks for the props, Bunkie!

"and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window."

Heh, if ubg was any where near a short bus it would prolly be because he was doing some charity work, like driving yer lame, sniveling, jabronie, half watt, brain dead, azz to yer class reunion at Chuck E Cheesers or Gymborie, or where ever your pink monkey azz was going to hang out with other 'lil rump room rejects!

And ubg won't even waste his time cyber pile driving you for your pop off about being in Central, even though ya ain't. ubg loves how he can put people in the cheaper seats behind the cheap seats, AND in the cheap seats with all the hangers on who are all of a sudden from Central because that's where ubg hangs his hat!

[myfoot2020]

Oh, surry!

[LTb1ow]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

OK, letz bust this one down, ubg style:

"1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant,"

So, you consider arrogance to be a bad thing, there, sweety? Well, let ubg click off some other so called "arrogant" figures:

Muhammad Ali, Evel Knievel, Joe Nameth, Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Tito Ortiz, Ty Cobb, Gen'l Patton, Tony Stewart, most of the WWE, etc etc etc. Now, if you have a battle to be won, or a fight to be won, or a game to be won, or a race to be won...ANYTHING needed to be won, are you gonna cry about "arrogance" like a limp wrist, panty waist, BOO HOO HOO, or are you gonna give the ball, puck, bullets, etc to the BAD AZZ ARROGANT MUTHA ****A who's gonna defeat that enemy, burn 'em to ashes, and then BURN THE ASHES?!?! [OK, little man, you can come out from under the bed now. ubg is through saying scary ARROGANT things for the moment!]

"annoying,"

Well, if you find ubg annoying, then his magic mojo is workin' OVAH TIME! Thanks for the props, Bunkie!

"and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window."

Heh, if ubg was any where near a short bus it would prolly be because he was doing some charity work, like driving yer lame, sniveling, jabronie, half watt, brain dead, azz to yer class reunion at Chuck E Cheesers or Gymborie, or where ever your pink monkey azz was going to hang out with other 'lil rump room rejects!

And ubg won't even waste his time cyber pile driving you for your pop off about being in Central, even though ya ain't. ubg loves how he can put people in the cheaper seats behind the cheap seats, AND in the cheap seats with all the hangers on who are all of a sudden from Central because that's where ubg hangs his hat!

Wow.

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by myfoot2020

....haaaa it's spelled CAMARO! red neck.

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at this azzclown from FLANDERS calling ubg a red neck! You'd have to move up 5 notches on the evolutionary scale just to be a red neck, Hoss! But congrats on having the scabs on yer knuckles healing up, since you ALMOST know how to walk upright now! And one final question...hope all this isn't gonna turn yer grey matter to mush...but here goes: If you make the statement "Meet my wife and my sister," are you making reference to one or two women?

And just for the record, ubg is White Trash. Not a Red Neck. Big difference.

Camaro Camaro Camaro Oh, how I love the sound of that!!!!

[LTb1ow]

This thread delivers.

[madness410]

Originally Posted by myfoot2020

....haaaa it's spelled CAMARO! red neck.

Originally Posted by cbrrmike

welcome to the forum, he does it on purpose, read the forum before you talk ****

Originally Posted by myfoot2020

Oh, surry!

[sweetbmxrider]

how is correcting a grammatical error talking ****? man i wish i knew that back in english class. i would have fought my teacher everyday.

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider

how is correcting a grammatical error talking ****? man i wish i knew that back in english class. i would have fought my teacher everyday.

U left out the fact that he called ubg a "red neck," O he who proof reads like Stevie Wonder...

[sweetbmxrider]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

U left out the fact that he called ubg a "red neck," O he who proof reads like Stevie Wonder...

oh no those be some fightin words fer sure!

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider

oh no those be some fightin words fer sure!

ubg doesn't feel like fighting any more. Let's get drunk instead!

[1QWIKBIRD]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

OK, letz bust this one down, ubg style:

"1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant,"

So, you consider arrogance to be a bad thing, there, sweety? Well, let ubg click off some other so called "arrogant" figures:

Muhammad Ali, Evel Knievel, Joe Nameth, Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Tito Ortiz, Ty Cobb, Gen'l Patton, Tony Stewart, most of the WWE, etc etc etc. Now, if you have a battle to be won, or a fight to be won, or a game to be won, or a race to be won...ANYTHING needed to be won, are you gonna cry about "arrogance" like a limp wrist, panty waist, BOO HOO HOO, or are you gonna give the ball, puck, bullets, etc to the BAD AZZ ARROGANT MUTHA ****A who's gonna defeat that enemy, burn 'em to ashes, and then BURN THE ASHES?!?! [OK, little man, you can come out from under the bed now. ubg is through saying scary ARROGANT things for the moment!]

"annoying,"

Well, if you find ubg annoying, then his magic mojo is workin' OVAH TIME! Thanks for the props, Bunkie!

"and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window."

Heh, if ubg was any where near a short bus it would prolly be because he was doing some charity work, like driving yer lame, sniveling, jabronie, half watt, brain dead, azz to yer class reunion at Chuck E Cheesers or Gymborie, or where ever your pink monkey azz was going to hang out with other 'lil rump room rejects!

And ubg won't even waste his time cyber pile driving you for your pop off about being in Central, even though ya ain't. ubg loves how he can put people in the cheaper seats behind the cheap seats, AND in the cheap seats with all the hangers on who are all of a sudden from Central because that's where ubg hangs his hat!

Arrogant figures? Did you just put yourself in the same group as Ali and General Patton? Wow, that's arrogance. But I was thinking more along the lines of those who speak of themselves in the third person continually. For example, Hersechel Walker and Terrel Owens. Both of those characters have consistently referred to themselves in the third person during interviews and such and it just comes off wrong.

And all the name calling, slang, hooks that you seem to love to string together during your attacks, that's just lame. I am guessing it stems from watching too much WWE or something.

As for the whole central thing, did it ever occur to you that maybe your view is not entirely correct, not totally incorrect; just in need of some adjustment? Give and take, I'll give you Edison if you'll give me Hamilton and Ewing?

I realize you are the almighty UBG and see all and know even more, but I do think I have figured out how you have come to your conclusion on the central idea. I am guessing you have done a mathematical weighted distribution on population density using census data and therefore have determined the regional boundaries. This might be the only possible explanation for your view of the state. Is this correct?

Now back your normally scheduled programming:

9pm: Geography with UBG, north is up, central is where UBG is and south is everywhere else. Tomorrow's lesson, the shore...ooohhh aaaahhhhh

10pm: English with UBG, this lesson will focus on the proper use of the term azz-clown. Tomorrow's Lesson Jabronie (its not just for dinner anymore).

[1QWIKBIRD]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

ubg doesn't feel like fighting any more. Let's get drunk instead!

its not fighting......more like mental sparring.....

[sweetbmxrider]

aw this is hilarious!

[unstable bob gable]

Like a great man once said, "IT AIN'T BRAGGING IF YOU CAN BACK IT UP!" And no, ubg wasn't the great man who said that, but really, ubg can BACK it up, SIDE it up, and FRONT it up! But right now ubg is eating some hot wings and drinking some beer, so he is going to cliff note yer azz!

1. As far as ubg's devastating skills at talking smack goes, it has nothing to do with watching too much wrestling. ubg perfected his skills by hanging out with a bunch of African Americans during his Air Force years, and partaking in a form of verbal warfare known as "The Dozens."

2. CENTRAL NJ:

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at this azzclown from FLANDERS calling ubg a red neck! You'd have to move up 5 notches on the evolutionary scale just to be a red neck, Hoss! But congrats on having the scabs on yer knuckles healing up, since you ALMOST know how to walk upright now! And one final question...hope all this isn't gonna turn yer grey matter to mush...but here goes: If you make the statement "Meet my wife and my sister," are you making reference to one or two women?

I applaud you.

[Jersyboyy]

I second that applause UBG is delivering in this thread and yes I agree with ubgs central map right their if you were really from central you would understand too.

Ahh how i missed njfboa

[camaros_4life34]

this is the funniest hread ive ever read in my life keep it goin lol