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10-12-2009, 06:22 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Pennsyltucky is starting to scare me...
I stopped at the Morrisville Pennsyltucky 7-11 on my way into work today, and I noticed a flyer on the window advertising a "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL!" Ummmm...should this REALLY be something advertised in public???? Whatta they gonna have next? A "DELIVERANCE DAY?" I think I'm gonna be careful traveling around this berg, especially at night, and especially by the trailer parks! And for those that don't believe me about these Cornholin' Pennyltucky Hillbillies, they even have a website! Check out www.buckscountycornhole.com
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10-12-2009, 06:25 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
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South jerz is scary... glad central is better.
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10-12-2009, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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and north is FTW as always.
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10-12-2009, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Lemme get this straight. If I stop of at INTERCOURSE (Penn.) and I go into a local bar, I could ask a sweet young thing that as long as we're both in a sexual sounding place, would she like do a little cornhole'n  , and I wouldn't get into trouble? 
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10-12-2009, 07:16 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 97camaro
and north is FTW as always.
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10-13-2009, 08:32 AM
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Sliderule / Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Oh Come on, Pa is Great!
This past weekend was the Wollie Worn Festival... and the Wollie ones are predicting a mild winter too!
Worms and Groundhogs for gathering all your weather needs.
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10-13-2009, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I heard about this on the radio...I heard frosty was the head cornholer
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10-13-2009, 10:27 AM
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Hippy Mod, Bergermeister Meisterberger, Moderator
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10-13-2009, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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At first the way you spoke of it i thought something sexual and was like ewww dam. Still sounds bery wierd
didnt know that was the name o that game. It is pretty fun to play toss bag into hole wen i was 5 o well
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10-13-2009, 05:15 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pampered-Z
Oh Come on, Pa is Great!
This past weekend was the Wollie Worn Festival... and the Wollie ones are predicting a mild winter too!
Worms and Groundhogs for gathering all your weather needs.
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I think the Pennsyltucky Hillbillies like you are smokin' too many wollie worms!
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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10-13-2009, 05:20 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
I heard about this on the radio...I heard frosty was the head cornholer
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You should be the last one to say anything, considering what you Pineys do down there in da sticks...
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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10-13-2009, 05:26 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Just say a new sign put up by Snipes Farm out here in Pennsyltucky. It reads: "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL! HOG CALLIN'! SQUARE DANCIN'! SISTER KISSIN'! STUMP JUMPIN'! BANJO PICKIN'! COME ONE, COME ALL! Admission is 1$ for every tooth in yer head." So, I guess most peeps will be gettin' in for about 3 bux...
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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10-13-2009, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
You should be the last one to say anything, considering what you Pineys do down there in da sticks...
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drive trucks and 3rd gens?
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10-13-2009, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Jim Thorpe PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edpontiac91
Lemme get this straight. If I stop of at INTERCOURSE (Penn.) and I go into a local bar, I could ask a sweet young thing that a long as we're both in sexual sounding place, would she like do a little cornhole'n , and I wouldn't get into trouble? |
No but it could land you in Blue Ball...or Bird In Hand (both towns in PA, near Lancaster)
Blue Ball
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=blue+b...,0.181446&z=13
Bird In Hand
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...nsylvania&z=12
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