JERSEY SHORE OWNS YOU

[LTb1ow]

Eh, I keep it simple.
I am central jersey shore.
North smells.
South, is well slow and scary.

Simple.

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by DevilDougWS6

so then whats below south? because there is still a ****load of land down that direction over yawnder.

Below South? Hows about Delaware?

[LTb1ow]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

OK...so the shore wants to be Central. And to be Central ya gotta be in the middle of something. So, shore is in the middle, and has land on one side and THE F'N ATLANTIC OCEAN on the other side. Which means we have friggin' Aqua People on this board! OK, let's see those gills and webbed feet, Aqua People! And lets see those Hydro Camaros ya'll drive!

Bahahahahaha I can't even come up with a rebuttal for ya.


Can't wait for the summer to bust out the Hydro Camaro!

[Knipps]

C'mon bob you should know about the special edition 4th gen Catfish edition

[unstable bob gable]

"I LIVE IN THE OCEAN IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY, AND I DRIVE A HYDRO Camaro SS!!!"

[LTb1ow]

So now the ocean is in central?

[baddest434]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

OK...so the shore wants to be Central.

not..WE ARE OUR OWN section of jersey

[racerx520]

im just gonna say central jersey shore is where its at, south jersey shore is full of guidos and hicks who show up to the beach with cut off jean shorts and styrofoam beer coolers, north has cheap guidos (not the ones with the ricers or the fancy cars that they cant pay for, but the ones who have the ****** 1978 honda accords) and then you got the rest of jersey, which blows...if youre gonna find a place to live, better be central jersey shore

i just thought of something else, bon jovi and bruce springsteen live here on the central jersey shore (although i dont like either of their music lol) so obviously there must be something going on here that rich famous people want to live here and not in wildwood lol

[LTb1ow]

Rumson FTL

Across the bridge from me. ********.

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by racerx520

im just gonna say central jersey shore is where its at, south jersey shore is full of guidos and hicks who show up to the beach with cut off jean shorts and styrofoam beer coolers, north has cheap guidos (not the ones with the ricers or the fancy cars that they cant pay for, but the ones who have the ****** 1978 honda accords) and then you got the rest of jersey, which blows...if youre gonna find a place to live, better be central jersey shore

i just thought of something else, bon jovi and bruce springsteen live here on the central jersey shore (although i dont like either of their music lol) so obviously there must be something going on here that rich famous people want to live here and not in wildwood lol

There's plenty of celebrities in the North, not to mention it's where all the money is... 2 words, Les Paul.

[LTb1ow]

We have Jesel, so F you!

[baddest434]

wheres jesel?

[DevilDougWS6]

lakewood, actually i think they are gone.....i went past there recently and i thought their sign was gone. but we have SLP too! and their ****tiness!

[DevilDougWS6]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Below South? Hows about Delaware?

If Matt lives in monmouth, and monmouth is the south according to you, then what the **** part of new jersey is below monmouth? subsouth jersey????

[baddest434]

Originally Posted by DevilDougWS6

lakewood, actually i think they are gone

yeah they have moved from cedarbridge ave in lakewood. i don't see their sign anymore either.

[LTb1ow]

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

[DevilDougWS6]

Originally Posted by Shownomercy

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

wtf is going on!?

[baddest434]

just crazy bob and his geography lesson

[LTb1ow]

Logic was lost here.

[racerx520]

no, i dont think many rich people live in north jersey, ithink they are from north jersey and got the hell out of there as fast as they could!

every time i go through this thread im just roflol...its pretty hilarious

[LTb1ow]

All being said, Jersey Shore ownz all. North, south, whatever, the shore is better than you. Whether central is a figment of my imagination, swallowed by the ocean or somewhere around Maryland we are still better than all.

End.

[racerx520]

agreed....i speak for everyone else on this thread (north, south, central, west, ocean, mountains, space, gorillas, sasquatch, aliens, and last but not least, the shore dwellers)

that jersey shore owns you....end of my little rant

[DevilDougWS6]

i think al just wanted all the shore folk to put that in your signatures.

VVVVVVVVV

[unstable bob gable]

Originally Posted by Shownomercy

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

Heyzus Christmas...Y do you people have to make it so f'n hard? ITZ SIMPLE...SOUTH IS NOT EVERYTHING BELOW NORTH, AND CENTRAL HASN'T BEEN SWALLOWED BY ANYTHING!!!! North is the top section of the state! Central is middle! And South is the bottom section! If the f'n shore was Central, ya'd be able to go East w/o ending up in the Atlantic Ocean. BUT IF YOU GO EAST FROM THE SHORE YA GET F'N WET!!! SO HOW CAN THE SHORE BE CENTRAL????????????????????
And if any of youz rocket scientists don't think unstable bob gable knows where the hell "Central New Jersey" is, just go to Wikipedia and see "who" is listed under "Famous Central Jerseyans." Yeah, ubg is right between Kevin Smith and Bruce Springsteen!!!

[LTb1ow]

Nope, no UBG.