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Koll
10-04-2005, 06:57 PM
So I caught a bit of a flu or cold in the last few days, nothing big right? Standard drink lots of fluids, eat some decent food, take some vitamins, voila everything will be ok

Boy was I mistaken, yesterday I awoke to the most horrible wretched sore throat, the kind that emits an odor you can smell over your own bad morning breath. The stench of rotten bacterial growth smothering your tonsils. Not to mention, the thick layer of yellow-green blood infused phlegm I was gagging up all day. Boy oh boy was that fun! My throat was raw bleeding and stinky, my head spinning, and my body aching all over.

I gargled with salt water and listerine for the last two days - you know how that should sting right, well my throat is so ****ing gone I can't feel a thing. I can stick my fingers back there and play with the little ballsac (:drool.

Wake up this morning, eat a banana, go to school. As I get off the bus at the dorm area, I suddenly perceive this intense urgency to take a ****. No problem, I haven't ****ted in over a day. I waddle my way into the bathroom and proceed to let rip the ****ing WIDEST PIECE OF **** I HAVE EVER TAKEN. It must have been at LEAST 3+ inches wide and 6 inches long, it came out like a miniature septic smeared football. My anus reels back and puckers up in excruciating pain from the small land mass it just deposited in this public toilet.

After about 30 seconds, the wave of pain fleshed out and I was ok. Then it happened. I couldn't even believe it was happening. I had absolutely no control over it; it was as if someone opened the faucet full blast and just let it keep running. A thick hot stream of liquid gold came rushing out of my anus splattering the toilet walls, ricocheting back up to my bare ass, and it kept going for a solid 20 seconds. The sensation of the slick milkshake **** exiting my football-torn ******* at escape velocity was horrifying. I just beared down and took it like a lactose intolerant little boy who ate too much ice cream.

Now its been happening to me all day, spurt after spurt of liquid hell seeping from my anus. I'm afraid to be anywhere more than 30 seconds from a toilet. Sweet jesus what was my sin, I repent just stop the ****

Squirrel
10-04-2005, 07:30 PM
definitely cut back on the masterbation

camaro2you
10-04-2005, 07:41 PM
stumic virus had one a year ago it ****en sucked.

slasherbarb
10-04-2005, 07:59 PM
KOLL'S GOT ANAL LEAKAGE!!!!!

ps- the thought of koll's "bare ass".... :barf: <-----also what is ass is probably doing as we speak

its Jeanne-Marie
10-04-2005, 08:03 PM
i don't even know what to say about this. i'm sorry you're so sick, but wow. such details, you are a gross individual.

Teds89IROC
10-04-2005, 08:17 PM
... :shock:

~Ted

2001orangess
10-04-2005, 09:22 PM
:barf: is all i have to say

Savage_Messiah
10-04-2005, 09:27 PM
WOW

see what happens stuffing foreign objects up there........

Ian
10-04-2005, 09:37 PM
I'm calling BS on this one. I dont think his ass is a faucet of hot liquid ****.

Savage_Messiah
10-04-2005, 09:39 PM
oh so it's just his mouth??

Ian
10-04-2005, 09:59 PM
Thats what I'm thinking. And nothing against koll (cause he could sqash me very easily! :shock: ) but I just think he made that up.

bad64chevelle
10-04-2005, 10:04 PM
...wow thats just wrong.

skorpion317
10-05-2005, 12:51 AM
I'm calling BS on this one. I dont think his ass is a faucet of hot liquid ****.

he may be BS'ing, but i've had the same thing happen to me before. One of the most hellacious ****s i've ever had. Think "fire sprinkler" - it was going sideways it was coming out so fast. I think i lost nearly 3 or 4 pounds on that one.

Savage_Messiah
10-05-2005, 01:32 AM
GROSS

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unstable bob gable
10-05-2005, 01:40 AM
I dropped a big chit like that once, but mine was almost 11 inches long! :shock: And upon closer inspection it had teeth and gills!
:shock: :shock: I was so freeked I ran out the bathroom to get one of my co workers to come look at it, but when we got back a dayum cleaning lady had flushed it! :evil:

Brando56894
10-06-2005, 10:32 PM
that it freakin hilarious koll! :lol: and if u wanna turn on your own "anal faucet" come to willy p and eat an assload of the hamburgers and hot dogs! :?