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ar0ck
11-03-2005, 06:21 PM
This is just funny, not to be taken seriously :lol:

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

http://www.asiaposter.de/BruceLee_ChuckNorrisFight.jpg
Kojak
11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Awsome. Simply awsome...

And if your on MySpace join the group...
http://groups.myspace.com/c****n
enRo
11-03-2005, 06:40 PM
Im gonna make a group: Chuck ****ing Sucks :lol:
97slpss
11-03-2005, 06:54 PM
walker texas ranger was one of the best shows ever made
i used to watch it everyday for 2 hours..when it was on, now its played at 6:00 in the mornin on sundays,, must of had some good ratings
NJSPEEDER
11-03-2005, 08:37 PM
chuck norris sucks and you wanna make sweet sweet kung fu love with him.

later
tim
12secondv6
11-03-2005, 08:47 PM
Bruce Lee > Cluck Norris!
LS1Hawk
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
Leroy from The Last Dragon would kick both their asses.
misterjuice
11-03-2005, 09:38 PM
Milli Vanilli > Chuck Norris
skorpion317
11-03-2005, 10:50 PM
bruce lee = 20 bazillion times better.
Savage_Messiah
11-03-2005, 11:31 PM
chuck faggis can kiss my fidget ass!!!
Brando56894
11-04-2005, 02:16 AM
bruce lee = 20 bazillion times better.

thats what i was gonna say, bruce lee would kick chucks ass while he was blindfolded!
NLinnear
11-04-2005, 07:35 AM
Bruce Lee was a prodigy. Chuck is cool but noone comes close to Bruce IMHO.
slasherbarb
11-04-2005, 08:43 AM
Another Chuck Norris fact...





Chuck Norris is a huge workout machine selling FAG!!!!!!
Brando56894
11-04-2005, 11:26 AM
very true, bruce lee didnt need to use any of those machines!! :lol:
Tsar
11-04-2005, 05:49 PM
poop > norris
12secondv6
11-04-2005, 09:25 PM
Chuck norris loves c*ck
Alex loves c*ck

Coincidence???

I think not! :lol: :lol:
Teds89IROC
11-05-2005, 08:53 AM
:lol: at this thread. BTW, I wish I still had a quote from Alex via aim. JM showed him a myspace pic from someone who had a pic of chuck norris and Alex goes "I wish I could grow chest hair like that" :lol:

~Ted
Brando56894
11-06-2005, 03:10 AM
:lol: at this thread. BTW, I wish I still had a quote from Alex via aim. JM showed him a myspace pic from someone who had a pic of chuck norris and Alex goes "I wish I could grow chest hair like that" :lol:

~Ted

:kneeslap: :gay:
JPiZZiJP
11-11-2005, 01:49 PM
What is your obsession with chuck norris???????????????????????
Savage_Messiah
11-11-2005, 05:35 PM
What is your obsession with chuck norris???????????????????????

:supergay:
Tsar
11-11-2005, 05:41 PM
:supergay:
:werd:
ar0ck
11-11-2005, 11:45 PM
I do it to piss you off, since everyone gets so agrivated about it. Know you know how I feel sometimes.

And for the haters... go cry me a river.
BigAls87Z28
11-18-2005, 12:31 PM
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, only problem is that Chuck Noris doesn't cry
slasherbarb
11-18-2005, 02:55 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier...
nj85z28
11-24-2005, 12:03 PM
LMAO @ Chuck Norris