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11-03-2005, 06:21 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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Random Chuck Norris Facts
This is just funny, not to be taken seriously 
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Hawthorne NJ
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Awsome. Simply awsome...
And if your on MySpace join the group...
http://groups.myspace.com/c****n
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11-03-2005, 06:40 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Im gonna make a group: Chuck ****ing Sucks
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11-03-2005, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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walker texas ranger was one of the best shows ever made
i used to watch it everyday for 2 hours..when it was on, now its played at 6:00 in the mornin on sundays,, must of had some good ratings
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11-03-2005, 08:37 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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chuck norris sucks and you wanna make sweet sweet kung fu love with him.
later
tim
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11-03-2005, 08:47 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Bruce Lee > Cluck Norris!
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11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Leroy from The Last Dragon would kick both their asses.
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11-03-2005, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wayne, NJ
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Milli Vanilli > Chuck Norris
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11-03-2005, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Pequannock, NJ
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bruce lee = 20 bazillion times better.
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11-03-2005, 11:31 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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chuck faggis can kiss my fidget ass!!!
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-04-2005, 02:16 AM
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15 Second Club
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Originally Posted by skorpion317
bruce lee = 20 bazillion times better.
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thats what i was gonna say, bruce lee would kick chucks ass while he was blindfolded!
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11-04-2005, 07:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bergenfield NJ
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Bruce Lee was a prodigy. Chuck is cool but noone comes close to Bruce IMHO.
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11-04-2005, 08:43 AM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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Another Chuck Norris fact...
Chuck Norris is a huge workout machine selling FAG!!!!!!
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Quote:
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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11-04-2005, 11:26 AM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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very true, bruce lee didnt need to use any of those machines!!
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11-04-2005, 05:49 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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poop > norris
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11-04-2005, 09:25 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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Chuck norris loves c*ck
Alex loves c*ck
Coincidence???
I think not!
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11-05-2005, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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at this thread. BTW, I wish I still had a quote from Alex via aim. JM showed him a myspace pic from someone who had a pic of chuck norris and Alex goes "I wish I could grow chest hair like that"
~Ted
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11-06-2005, 03:10 AM
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15 Second Club
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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
at this thread. BTW, I wish I still had a quote from Alex via aim. JM showed him a myspace pic from someone who had a pic of chuck norris and Alex goes "I wish I could grow chest hair like that"
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11-11-2005, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Middlesex County, NJ
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What is your obsession with chuck norris???????????????????????
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11-11-2005, 05:35 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by JPiZZiJP
What is your obsession with chuck norris???????????????????????
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-11-2005, 05:41 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
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11-11-2005, 11:45 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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I do it to piss you off, since everyone gets so agrivated about it. Know you know how I feel sometimes.
And for the haters... go cry me a river.
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11-18-2005, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, only problem is that Chuck Noris doesn't cry
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11-18-2005, 02:55 PM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier...
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
- Justin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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11-24-2005, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Little Egg Harbor NJ
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LMAO @ Chuck Norris
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