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BigAls87Z28
11-19-2005, 08:49 PM
My house has been invaded by 60 middle aged pepole for my moms bday.
Half are gay, the other half is split into horney house wives or divorsees, and the other half of that group are horney single military and ex military guys.
Sounds like Bar A downstairs with the stereo bumpping.....
I hope Im not this crazy when I get old, then again, I hope I am.
BigAls87Z28
11-19-2005, 09:09 PM
dancing has calmed down, but the music is going on, and the desert is being brought out....
Im about 4 beers in....need assistance
JL8Jeff
11-19-2005, 09:20 PM
You need more :cheers: I'm sitting around drinking some Stoudt's American Pale Ale from the tap watching Joe Dirt. This is the most I've kicked back and relaxed in weeks!
BigAls87Z28
11-19-2005, 10:10 PM
Im on #7 right now, ive run out of Corona and am now depleating the Yungling one by one(found it at the bottom of the cooler). The gf is coming to pick me up in a bit, half the party left, but the drunker ones still remain. Pictures will be posted asap.
BobonaStick
11-19-2005, 10:28 PM
Damn bro... That sucks... I'd rather be around them people... You get wasted at least lol. Can't do that at a First Aid building :(
12secondv6
11-19-2005, 10:34 PM
Al is gonna find some old lady in his bed tomorrow!
BigAls87Z28
11-19-2005, 10:41 PM
The wifey is coming, so lets home the old ladies are gone by then.
I heard one girl say "HEY BIG BOY...SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE!!"
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
BobonaStick
11-20-2005, 12:04 AM
You must be that attractive my friend... Either that... or they are just drunk... alcohol can make you think even trees are beautiful
Ian
11-20-2005, 01:24 AM
You must be that attractive my friend... Either that... or they are just drunk... alcohol can make you think even trees are beautiful

this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! :shock:
Teds89IROC
11-20-2005, 01:30 AM
this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! :shock:

:lol:

~Ted
BigAls87Z28
11-20-2005, 01:31 AM
I'm Italian, of course I'm attractive.
Ian
11-20-2005, 01:32 AM
I'm Italian, of course I'm attractive.


:kneeslap:

damn Al, you never stop with the jokes. OH that was a good one!
Brando56894
11-20-2005, 01:36 AM
als not attractive, the old women are just drunk and horny! :lol: come on al show em how to work it!
BobonaStick
11-20-2005, 06:55 AM
this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! :shock:


No no... Definately wasn't me... A good friend of mine tried telling me that the tree was checkin me out tho... That was a scary night...


And Al... No offense... Not all Italians are attractive... You ever check out them damn Fiat's?? They be UgLY! :kneeslap:
Teds89IROC
11-20-2005, 10:47 AM
I'd rock a fiat around as a DD, like driving a go-kart :lol: When I was working at the body shop we had to repaint one. Thing was fun to drive, it was a 4spd manual.

~Ted
Squirrel
11-20-2005, 01:04 PM
The wifey is coming, so lets home the old ladies are gone by then.
I heard one girl say "HEY BIG BOY...SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE!!"
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
yeah...if you broke her heart, you'd probably die....not kidding lol
Oddball
11-20-2005, 05:14 PM
Horny middle aged women... hmmmm.....

Maybe you could learn a thing or two :-)
BigAls87Z28
11-20-2005, 09:04 PM
Yeah, like not trying to get with one...

Fiat's are great cars. Both my parents had 72 Spyders, both red. My dad loved his, and when he had to give it up, he wanted osmething more powerful, so he got a 1987 Z28, which started my quest into the auto hobby.
Koll
11-20-2005, 09:43 PM
Why didnt you call me up al?

So what If I woulda been partying with them more than you.
Tru2Chevy
11-21-2005, 02:22 PM
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me
yeah...if you broke her heart, you'd probably die....not kidding lol

Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?

*Pic(s) of Al and old ladies when I get home from work*

- Justin
Squirrel
11-21-2005, 06:05 PM
Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?
I think someone mentioned it to him, that could be why he took his looter beer and skated out without telling anyone lol
BigAls87Z28
11-21-2005, 09:58 PM
I left without telling anyone? BS!! I shook everyoens hand, as I always do.
Squirrel
11-21-2005, 11:33 PM
hm...maybe i dont remember...which is a very strong possibility lol
Savage_Messiah
11-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?

*Pic(s) of Al and old ladies when I get home from work*

- Justin

.......... waaaaiting
Tru2Chevy
11-22-2005, 12:15 PM
.......... waaaaiting

Sorry, busy with a quiz last night. Shoot me an IM reminder and I'll post it after class tonight.

- Justin